Not a Tesla owner either, but I agree with you too.

Oh man, that is pure 80's sci-fi. I love it.

Appropros of nothing, and fearing the backlash for this, but I will put it out there anyway — Foo Fighters > Nirvana.

I’m not convinced this thing can take on the Snow Dog.

So basically every design meeting I’ve ever sat through.

Sino wave generator.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

And now, thanks to Action Johnny, I know what an ouroboros is. I am in your debt, Sir.

“What’s the big deal? When I got on the phone in the middle of a game I usually lost way more than $30,000.”

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

“Hey, sorry, what’d you say? I didn’t quite catch that.”

This will never not be hilarious and awesome.

I love this revised narrative that Marchessault was basically plucked from relative obscurity by Vegas. The dude had 30 goals last year for Florida. That’s 7 more than the next best total on the team. Do you know the only other player to also have exactly 30 goals last year? Connor McDavid.

“Living in Cam-e-lot!... eye to eye, station to station...”

It’s like he... trades in death... a Killmonger

Damn Michael B Jordan can even make roofs wet (I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry for this joke, I’m so sorry)

That would explain Brady’s obsession with water.

That baby is an unholy mixture of Brady, Belichik and Kraft’s DNA implanted in a surrogate in an attempt to breed the Football Kwisatz Haderach.