He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

Fun fact: Iggy and Swaggy are Emmett Smith’s favorite characters on the Simpsons.

Man, if I had abs like that and symmetrical nipples I’d go shirtless no matter what too.

Kyrie Iriving’s laughter could be heard echoing off the great ice walls at the edge of all things.

Pride didn’t go away, it’s just that most of LGBTQ parades are in the summer.

I hear there’s a videotape proving his hot sauce set the world record on the scoville scale.

yeah but he used the hot sauce emulator, SAUCEtopia to make it

A rare 2-4-1 double play right there.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

“I know we are a nation of laws, and this is a very serious and almost sacred process of deciding how to mete out punishment...but what the guy did was bad, so YOLO, you know? Free shots for everybody.”- No judge who wants to keep their job.

Track: Condemned To The Gallows | Artist: Between The Buried And Me | Album: Automata I

But I play bass for “Insufferable Crypto Preachers”! We’re playing the Dallas/Fort Worth VFW next Thursday!

I’m so mad that people hate Dominic the Donkey, probably more than is strictly warranted. It’s easily one of my favorites. It’s the perfect amount of kitsch and self-embracing stereotypes that perfectly matches the spirit of an Italian-American Christmas. I feel like people who hate it didn’t grow up around as, with,…

The biggest waste of time I’ve experienced in discussing this film is peoples’ failure to notice plain-spoken detail. Also a lot of folks who say they are fans now actually were never really fans of it until it became in their interest to do so. That’s my sneaking suspicion, anyway.

The loveliest part of that entire scene was the brief silence. That was masterful. Packed theater, Saturday night, and no one made a sound. It was quieter than the library in there.

How can this be true AND Jerruh is the shadow commissioner? Like there’s someone behind him pulling the strings? That’s stupid

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

As an unabashed fan of Lionel Richie, this gets two thumbs up. Waaayyy up.

Why, are they rebooting Ghost Dog?

Yo I'm wicked hahd.