But Chip thinks of all players that way, regardless of race. So... progress?

I’ll thank you to stop stealing titles from my collection of 1950s, um, art films.

The Invasion of Norman D

Good thing Randy Johnson retired. He didn’t take no animal on the field bullshit.

Am I weird for not realizing that squirrels came in this color?

Upon signing with the team, the blocking sled then tore its ACL after a collision with Robert Griffin III, whose leg fell off.

Ugh this is why I hate the trend of naming baby girls traditionally “boy names.” Quit giving power to the men, we need to prove that women are just as competent! Stop conceding and saying fck it “Name ‘em all James.”

THAT’S GOOD KINJA!

These NFL concussion stories just get sadder and sadder.

I die inside knowing that he is getting paid by Youtube using a cheat program that he had no contribution in making.

Future Deadspin writer

It was his personal cell phone. I don’t quite understand why everyone thinks that he should be forced to give that up to the NFL investigators.

Anyone who callously slaughters a living being is not someone I would trust to fill my dental cavities.

He’s gonna need a Premium Gel-Based shaving cream to combat that burn!

Because it’s verboten or because those aren’t choices that you want to make for yourself? There’s a difference.

Reached for comment, Sean Payton stared at a fixed point in space and asked for some water.

Sean Peyton: [puts $1000 on the board next to Galette’s picture]

Wow, what a shit show.

HALF A CHORE. The worst.