What a delightful sprite!

Somebody plunk this kid, please.

Nomar Garciaparra wishes he’d hurry the fuck up.

What I’m looking for is Miller High Life. Which, in some places, costs only $7 for a six-pack.

Your statement and mine don’t conflict.

out of respect for the sheer majesty and brillance of this post, i will refrain from posting my usual bernie sanders picture

I BELIEVE I’LL VOTE FOR A THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE!

Mine is the Bills. Because I live in Nashville.

Ursa Diner

Bear: [reads ingredients]

Huh. Usually when I catch someone napping in my backyard, it’s Gary Busey.

Bartolo Colon calls a 20-pound bag of dog food and a nap “Wednesday.”

“We sincerely apologize for the offensive error in the media guide.”

There’s a second episode where Gronk’s family plays Pete Carroll’s family, but it will likely never air, since Carroll’s family just kept passing.

It’s barely possible the show isn’t scripted. Those just might be Gronk’s really answers... #ummmm

“Name something that can be inflated or deflated”.

Pluto also has the same amount of Super Bowls wins as Minnesota.

If you beaned a guy in Bases Loaded, he’d occasionally come out to fight the pitcher .... and IIRC, it would injure the pitcher, so you’d have to get a reliever in there.

The catcher extending his arm to catch it was also an illusion?

Anyone who gets that annoyed at vertical video deserves to be annoyed. I have no sympathy for anybody with that low an annoyance threshold.