Because, as you astutely identify by my original post, I am a dick. I don’t care about the cashier. Or the Aldi business model. Or people behind me.
Also, you have proven point by pointing out, here in this thread, that I am a dick. You are policing my behavior.

Right, but you have to make sure the customer knows what they are doing is wrong. My point is that you can’t make people stop being jerks by telling them that you don’t want them to be a jerk. You have to make them learn that their behavior is wrong. And doing something like kicking them out of the store, or charging…

Yeah. Well I don’t actually have an Aldi and have never been to them. My point is that you can’t make people stop being jerks by telling them that you don’t want them to be a jerk.  You have to make them learn that their behavior is wrong.  And doing something like kicking them out of the store, or charging them a…

If the buffet doesn’t want me demanding they food to my table, then they can kick me out. The point is, if a business does not like the behavior of its patrons, then they can either refuse to allow that person to patronize the establishment, or they can continue to allow the patron to behave poorly.  It’s up to the…

No.

They didn’t train me.  I didn’t go to Aldi University. And if they don’t want me doing what I am doing they can bar me from their establishment. 

Why put the sauce on top of the bun?

All beef cattle are raised the same up to the feed lot. Some go to feed lot. Special expensive low yield cows don’t. All cows are grass fed. It’s better business to let nature feed them. Then before auction and again before slaughter they may or may not go to a feed lot for a while.

No.

Some of the jokes were funny. 

Is this just their too dry tenders cut into smaller pieces?

I wonder how many of these applicants were treated like shit when they applied. 

It’s not religion’s fault that this person is stupid. 

Mix in a tablespoon or two of prepared horseradish to that recipe.

Normal man living at home with a working car survives on beer for 2 weeks. 

Maybe you are crazy and you do need to calm down. 

Vanilla soft serve. 

I feel like king of the ghetto when i walk past all the suckers waiting in line and get my pizza from oven cabinet. 

Sometimes you can find a Sonic Drive-In that still keeps Frito’s on hand. When I see that, I like ordering chili-cheese onion rings with Fritos on them.

Okay, but why is he making more humans? Is he starting an army? Needs help running a farm? Is unsatisfied with the worldwide population density?

Why would they?