My body is ready. 

What flavor is “bright”?

What else would you do with it?  Let it get cold and stale? Mmm, my favorite. 

Circle K Brand gummi bears are really good. 

Neat. 

My opinion of you is no more or less valid than your opinion of competitive eating. Nor is it any more or less welcome to be shared. 

I bet you’re a blast at parties. 

No it doesn’t.

There was no question in my post.

I'm just saying they could learn something from it.

How many raisins and olives do you put in it?

I wonder if poor white people from the south have ever thought of these foods. It sure would save them their limited funds if they didn’t have to buy caviar and European cheese all the time.

When i want a big, bloody, meaty chunk of charred animal flesh I tore from the side of a living animal I pop some gluten free bread in the toaster and nibble the crust when it’s finished. It doesn’t satisfy my craving for beef, but it makes me feel better than you; so, you know, same thing.

What about festivals? If those count then everything at the Smoked Meat Festival in Ville Platte, LA.

Best: some bang on carne asida fry bread. Beans, tomatoes, and unnecessarily large quantity of memorable Carne asada.

On the other side of town (going into Waynesville actually) there was a point store. Right above it was a billboard that said "Jesus is watching. "

I remember when that place in St. Robert was a strip club/fried chicken shack/liquor store.

You ever read Jezebel?

Why are these girlboss companies so susceptable to implosion, or why do we hear more about girlboss implosions than boyboss implosions?

How liberal to constrict something.