I like putting them in the fridge for a few hours and eating them cold. They taste like fried mashed potatoes then.

No.

Why not?

Box of six 1 gallon jugs of booze. 

No you don’t. You simply don’t care enough and are not interested enough in the value of others to pull your head out of you own ass. You could at leas be considerate enough to shove it a little deeper so you can see out of your mouth.

No. “Time blindness” is not a thing. Being inconsiderate of others is the reason you’re an asshole. 

Why wouldn’t there be tuna in it?

I like wafer cones. especially the last bit full of melted ice cream.  Super especially if the inside is coated in chocolate or filled with candy. 

I don’t understand the appeal of the Butterburger. I’ve eaten them a few times, to give them a fair shot. They are just soggy, greasy burgers.  The overkill amount of butter adds nothing, in fact i feel it takes away from an otherwise delicious sandwich.  I just get their chicken or pot roast sandwich when I go. 

It all tastes the same to me. 

One way to tell if you are a toxic parent and how to fix it.

She’s probably trying to write and record songs she wants to write and record without regard to what cugamer is concerned with. 

I see what you did there.

This guy knows what’s up.

Sucks for you.

Dang. I want to go make some ranger pudding right now.

I’d like to see your data source abour MREs being bad on purpose.

Kinja is my joy.

Kinja is the best.

I love MREs. They kept me alive for weeks on end in Kuwait and Iraq. Now I use them as my go to camping food supply. I’ve never had one break or leak, even my emergency chow that got knocked around a duffle for months across the mid-east. Anybody breaking these things open is an idiot or trying to break them open.
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