Short of throwing the bag at Jackman - basically for the same reason they’d never bring back Iron Man or Cap unless Downey and Evans were in - there’s not a lot there that is usable.

Feige must look at them and be like:

“So let me get this straight, you get a hot young director to do a kick-as period piece set in the…

I mean, what are they going to do about it? Chase you down?

Cumberbatch is too expensive for a cameo. He should send Wong to find Wanda, so that we can have a spinoff:

Correction: you want to see the Prequels at their best, you gotta watch Tartakovsky’s Clone Wars.

This.  Nobody is freaked out by escalators if they’ve lived in a western state since the industrial revolution.  Steve is supposed to be worldly and literally FLEW PLANES.  This man took off in what was a motor that PULLED HIM off the ground, his fear of escalators is lazy writing.

implies objective truths where there are none

And I thought an acid peel was supposed to make you look younger!

I’m safe from this kind of brainwashing because of my indifference to improving myself

“AV Club’s stubborn insistence on not providing any information on where a particular show airs is really something else.”

Why would you expect that kind of information in a “review” that doesn’t even contain an actual review of the program?

Alright, I’ve read the overly-detailed recap and the stray observations, but this was supposed to be a review, no?

I’m surprised there is no mention of Paul Lynde, one of the most obvious inspirations for Roger.

Season 2 was a total snooze. The actor switch maybe I could roll with (though I don’t like Mackie very much) but when your cyberpunk show swaps out its awesome cyberpunk urban setting for a fucking cave in the woods, you done goofed.

Seth Rogen was on Howard Stern recently and they got to talking about Schitt’s Creek. This is his take on Catherine O’Hara, and I just love it. He effectively said that he likes to think of himself as irreverent and pushing the boundaries of comedy, and then he watches her work in Schitt’s Creek and he says of…

Music comment:

“I was traveling the world with my mates, jumping out of aircraft, shooting guns, blowing stuff up. A literal kid’s dream job.”

I will never understand Fox execs giving this franchise back to Singer. It’s one thing to have him in the early days, and I get the feeling they weren’t sad to lose him for X3, even with how that pic turned out (at least it was profitable, though Brett Ratner turned out to be a different shade of the same problem).

The…

This whipped juice idea has me intrigued. I am going to try it in a tiki drink.

all interviews RE: Search Party Season 3 should discuss the wonder that is Shalita Grant as Cassidy. Please/Thanks. 

I’m judging it against Fast Times At Ridgemont High and Dirty Dancing, two 80s movies (the latter a generation-defining romcom) that are frank about abortion, and actually show characters experiencing it. Apatow is a candyass.

Apatow complaining about people having more patience for Netflix shows than his feature films is pretty staggeringly stupid. Yeah, I have more patience for a story broken up into manageable 20-minute increments that I can watch from the comfort of my own home, as opposed to a loose, thin 2-hour dramady which is…