This made my day.

So I went to look at the ballots. Only one writer had StBY on their list, and another rated it as “Biggest Disappointment.”

We don’t serve your kind here.

I’ve visited a few times and always looks forward to returning.

Also don't forget Tom Noonan.

Thomas Hardy's Ale

Anywhere you can point us for these eccentric exercises? I’ve just started to experience achilles tendinitis. I suspect it’s related to tightness in my calf muscles, hamstrings and hips.

No Out Hud mentions in the comments? Hmm. This was never my scene, but I somehow ended up loving Let Us Never Speak of It Again.

Nice. Let's get fucked up.

Mindfulness does work. In my early twenties, I kept hearing so many friends say things like “each year goes by faster.” I didn’t like that idea. I didn’t want to feel like that.

And Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I love love love the backstage bit where they argue about how cheese is made. Might be my favorite thing ever.

" I can't think of another show that's dealt with the subject more bluntly and truthfully."

He was a great charming bad guy in The Deep End, that movie with Tilda Swinton and the kid that ended up being the creepy gunslinger in the final season of Justified. He could do with more of that.

Why does movie dialog have to "ring true"? In practice, how people talk is, um, like boring, uh, and you know. Kinda stupid?

On The Toes. It’s a foot powder. Apply it to your toes once or twice, and your shoes once or twice (as long as they’re not already exceedingly funked up). You’re good for six months. Well, assuming you’ve got good foot maintenance, cedar shoe trees, and you’re not wearing the same pair every day — otherwise, there’s…

One of the best things a conscientious commuter can do upon entering a car is to move into empty space. People tend to congregate around the doors and at the center of the car — so even if the car isn’t really crowded, it might seem that way when the doors open, and you might think to yourself “ok, I’ll just stop and…

You’ll be fine, even it’s a larger suitcase. Be prepared to navigate some stairs (depending on your exact destination). People are willing to give you a hand if you need it.

Whitlock is a social commentator with a 15-year-old’s understanding of American history and a 75-year-old’s appreciation for pop culture.

Bah. I want more Sleepy Jackson.