Man, I love the fact that Bartolo Colon exists. Less than 6’ tall, courteously listed at 285 lbs., still dominant enough at almost 45 years of age to command $12.5 million per year (an amount he’s not paying out to a dozen ex-wives, since he’s been married to the same woman for 22 years), and laughing off comeback…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Be real and talk about you in real terms, talk about your faults in a fun way and about your positive points.

Off of TOL, for me it’s “One Step Up.” The lyrics, the imagery, the instrumentation, the emotion all get me in the feels.

Is it weird that 20 years later I still think of Hello Nasty as the “new” record?

This is another result of the PLAYER’S ASSOCIATION getting outmanuvered by the owners during the contract negotiations.

Must have been real bold of him to go after a government the US has been trying to overthrow for years.

AGNRY SEXIST LOBSTER NOISES

I guess one reason would be that he’s a blustery dipshit incapable of analyzing a children’s movie, so I’m not really interested in his opinions on heavier topics like Islam

Maybe in extreme examples. Bobby V in Boston comes to mind. But I would doubt that any one person is responsible for what is happening in LA right now. That’s a team farting away the first month of the season. Look at how badly everybody clowned Gabe Kapler? Well the Phillies are 16-11 now, and they’ve got a numbskull…

Shot out to to me for attracting all the racist dumpster babies in my replies and really thinking I’m going to say anything to you fungus twats.

The political view of not wanting to engage in unwinnable quagmires overseas that drain the west of blood and treasure until its inevitable collapse as Bin Laden predicted? That political view? I don’t particularly think it’s an unreasonable one!

Why is the first reflex from you guys always something like “you pleabs don’t understand! Adults realize you have to compromise with interests completely opposed from your own constantly!” There’s really no reason for her to corporate with him unless she shares his world views. The Clinton wing of the Democratic…

3 grown men.

So long, Arsène and thanks for all the trophies.

I am mixed about this. I’ve been supporting Arsenal for more than half my life, before Wenger came on board, but he revolutionized the English, and probably the world game. I know it was past time but he deserved much better than the amount of vitriol he got from the support. Fuck Arsenal Fan TV I refuse to click that…

the unstoppable march of time sure as shit gets a C- from me

Solution: Vote out Republicans.

That show was too good for this world

On “looking too modern,” it looks like there might be an embedded story—i.e. Fanning in the sweater/blazer combination in the cemetery is a modern writer obsessed by Wollstonecraft Shelley, and bam! there we are in Wollseonecraft Shelley’s life (an odd bit—she was, very technically, Mary Godwin before she married…