not to mention the sick paternalistic bullshit people with money will pull if you’re a useful idiot. a dumb white kid with no shame can go FAR in this world just doing someone’s bidding and fulfilling all the jingoistic/racist bullshit some 60 year old coward spews.

poor white dude here, this is 1000% correct.

In the first 5 seconds of meeting another white person, they don’t notice I’m poor. Oh eventually they’ll figure it out. But I have time and I can buy more time by faking being not poor.

That is patently false. Whites can smell the poor whiteness a mile away and will always prefer to round out their circle with an exceptional black than someone who will reflect poorly on the brand.

Hey Kirk, great article. How do you feel about the idea that Snoke’s Praetorian Guard are infact The Knights of Ren? In TLJ, Luke outright says that Kylo killed the other students, but took some with him. Wouldn’t it make sense that Snoke would in turn take them from Kylo? There was kind of an intimacy during Rey and…

Right? This kid is obviously an incredible young woman, but why on Earth should she be forced to demonstrate that under these circumstances? It’s completely insane that we would put that responsibility on a child, instead of collectively sharing that burden so no family would ever be put in that position.

This is true. That being said, hospital staff are a huge resource for law enforcement, and this cop damaged that relationship while trying to break the law (and hospital policy) on a national stage. They probably would’ve shit-canned him no matter what. Cops play that “super predator” shit every time some unarmed…

There is a much longer version to this story, but I was once trapped in a last-row window seat by a 50-something German couple that - as soon as the flight attendants went down the aisle with the beverage cart - were going at each other like horny teenagers at a drive in. We’re talking hands down unbuttoned pants, his…

don’t sleep on “took custody of his food”

It sounds like SOMEBODY went to Big Words School and majored in Being A Big Dumb Jerk On The Internet.

The whole police report sounds like when I tried to make my high school papers sound more important with a thesaurus..

Of the all the guys to decide to become the face of kneeling in the MLB it has to be this piece of shit...

It’s always reassuring when someone tells me “not worry about the gun.”

I don’t want to take anything away from this little girl’s determination but why the fuck should she have to raise a goddamn penny to help pay for cancer treatments? People claim that this country is civilized (I’d argue it’s but but I digress) why is this necessary? This is exactly the type of thing that single payer…

This’ll get me some flack because I’m seeing something other than how his words were (stupidly) structured, but I think he meant to include everyone in his statement about “ordinary Americans.” He tends to speak out against the millionaires, who are not ordinary, and he tends to contrast them with the rest of us who…

On today’s episode of “This Young Person is Amazing, But Why Does a Developed Nation Still Have People Who Need To Do This?”...

She is so endearing. I wish her, her Mom, and Grandmother the best in life.

You are on point. The Whites are holding the Whiteness Olympics on Mount Whiteskin for the Whiteway trophy. We’re just watching and suffering. They are outwhiting each other at every turn. You can rig votes? Okay, we can rig the whole election. Gerrymandering? Pfft. Let’s bring in a a foreign government. I’ll shoot a…

Well. Looks like I am the dick head. Apologies and thanks for your service.

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.