Awww man. I hoped they were going to fix the problem of the protagonist being a sack of vanilla pudding. 

Foster’s: Its Australian for daycare. 

I caught them live last year. They’re fucking amazing. 

I can relate. I’m 40, but my youngest is 16. I try to give him the benefit of the doubt, but honestly so much of the music he likes is trash. I do like Ski Mask the Slump God and 21 Savage though. 

Okay, I’ll play. What about “Boys Don’t Cry”?  

My thought excactly. It’s not like “Well, it appears that your ankle is sprained, but it could be broken. We won’t know for sure until we get x-rays.” It’s not as if my ankle being all fucked up may actually be the opposite of all fucked up.

NB has been coming through with much better designs lately. Ascics too. They’re clearly reaching out to the streetwear crowd. I got a pair of Gel Lyte IIIs on sale at Nordstrom Rack, and they’re super comfortable. 

Ha!  This is an excellent point. I remember some of the pearl clutching about a BLACK SPIDER-MAN?!? when that series was announced. I remember thinking “What the fuck are people talking about?  There is a Spider-Man that is a TALKING PIG.  Never mind all the nonsense with clones. I honestly love the Miles Morales…

This. I had to explain to a co-worker how inappropriate it was for him to comment on women’s bodies after he got shut down and was feeling salty about it. I told him about a couple I knew that had miscarried late in their pregnancy, and because of their religious beliefs, chose not to have an abortion. People would…

Is that fucking animal drinking beer WITH A STRAW?

I guess. After playing though with both a titan and a hunter, I’m perfectly fine not having to run the campaign and expansions for a third time. I’m excited at the prospect of playing new content, with a new character, without having to replay a ton of stuff I’ve already done. Twice. Obviously I like Destiny, but…

I’m actually pretty excited they included the character boost option with this update. I haven’t played as a warlock yet, but the idea of having to replay 30 hours of campaign is a huge turn off. Assuming it’s free of cost to do so.

God, I haven’t watched that video in ages. I loved that song so much when I was a kid. 

I feel like this is the only situation where “Actually, it’s about ethics in gaming journalism” is the correct, non-douchey thing to say.

“So there I was, minding my own business, when ALL OF A SUDDEN, I’m following a black guy for two miles and calling him racial slurs.”

I misread that as”milking eggs” and now my brain feels really gross. 

I kept thinking that the story read like a Cohen Brothers film. 

Thank god for that, right?

Well played. 

I used the word “gaylord” in like, 1989 and my mom wasn’t having any of that crap. She genuinely made me feel ashamed of myself for it.