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You know, my 991.1 C2 manual got usually 31 MPG hwy with my calculator. That’s pretty darn good for a 340 HP NA, flat 6. I would think they could keep the good fuel economy going with these new sixes, and even better.

Fantastic comment! Ha!

As a Range Rover Sport owner, I completely agree with you about the Evoque.

Look out! People freak out here if you say you can afford something that isn’t a 300k mile 4Runner!

Butthurt. Right. I would never drive an old Disco or LR3. That's not "butthurt". That's knowing a shitty product.

As an owner of new and used Land Rover Range Rovers for 15+ years, you couldn't be farther from the truth. Many of you Jalops are all the same. Bash stuff you could never "be able" to drive. They sell a ton of them for a reason, and it's not because they're pieces of shit. 

”Oh, he doesn’t drive a old piece of shit! Oh, he just joined because he was fuming that a bunch of people with beaters are lighting up his amazing sports sedan.”

You know when I'd not rather be for my commute? A Camry. Stop bashing Alfa people. They have a hell of a lot more fun and may drive in different spots than your car. Not everyone is you. Get a Mazda if you're going to buy Japanese. Not a Camry. Yeah. I tried the new one. It's like any Nissan save for the 370Z. Boring

Ha ha! Dozens! Just a “flurry” of you!

That's a terrible idea in Milwaukee. I'm sorry. Nobody does, or would think about doing that there. I'm glad you do, though.

It’s just funny how these people diss cars they can’t afford or know anything about besides reading it in a magazine. I had a buddy furious with his 2018 Range Rover Autobiography because that cool, new screen around the climate control sometimes would freeze and one of the rear touch lights came on for no reason.

No. I’m going to die on the “people saying other’s cars are unreliable when they have never owned one” hill.

He drives 200-300k+ mile Toyotas and sits on Jalopnik all day. Consider the source.

You talk about lighting up other Jalops and you call it “trash”, though if someone has a different opinion than you, you get like this?

Absolutely. I have owned Land Rovers for almost 15 years now. I have to listen to some in this group tell me how unreliable they are. Are they perfect? Nope. Are they as reliable as some of the Infinitis or a Nissan 370Z whose SyncroRev got stuck and almost shot me through an intersection? (Saved by pushing the

I’m just talking about the context of the article. Milwaukee is not the right place for young people to have their one mode of transportation be a motorcycle.

I’m just talking about the context of the article. Milwaukee is not the right place for young people to have their one mode of transportation be a motorcycle.

I’m just talking about the context of the article. Milwaukee is not the right place for young people to have their one mode of transportation be a motorcycle.

This is a good point.

I’m just talking about the context of the article. Milwaukee is not the right place for young people to have their one mode of transportation be a motorcycle.