I got them all and gifted a few to friends then proceeded to feed my ass off with Stoned Katy Perry (Janna). They did such a good job though; so much fun to play.

Did you get back full functionality? Mine is much more stiff and the nail is kind of messed up. The scar is always fun to show off when people don’t believe me.

As someone who cut off the tip of my finger with a sliding glass door, I feel bad for her. Fingers hurt so much.

Because every time I try to build a PC I end up with a $10k monster because I think “yeah SSDs are cool and all, but I really need this PCI Express insert that’s 4x as fast for the performance I actually want and really what’s another $1.5k anyways” and after everything is said and done I have a monster I can’t…

Love those chargers, especially when travelling. Just wish they would come with like a 3A charger so they would charge faster.

Love those chargers, especially when travelling. Just wish they would come with like a 3A charger so they would…

God damn, the Doe family is really fucked up.

I hate to admit this, but Kinja deals is the literally the only online web advertisement that I’ve consistently both not been annoyed about and used to buy stuff.

They don’t seem to have had a problem with it. ETA: He called. They replaced it at 90k 190k and 290k.

I’m going to be honest here. My parents have one of those things in the manual transmisson and it’s a cheap piece of shit but they paid 8k for it new (GM card discount used to be better than it is now) and it has 300k miles on it now, 250k of those after it overheated and stalled on the freeway because Jiffy Lube…

The i5 is still a good processor. Most people blame their processor for slow speeds but it’s almost always the hard drive that’s causing lag. That’s why I went with a PCI Express ssd as opposed to a SATA 3. It makes my laptop feel much faster than most i7s or whatever model replaces the i7 ever will.

The i5 is still a good processor. Most people blame their processor for slow speeds but it’s almost always the hard…

Some jumping spiders are downright friendly.

How is this shared to Gawker’s main page but the leaked news that Clinton has been lying about her emails for an entire year not? I thought Gawker loved leaked news.

As the not-so proud owner of a Mercedes C class, I would *love* to only have had 2 problems.

A Harley V twin on the front of a go kart sounds like an awesome time. Where have I heard of that before...ah yes:

I liked that his ship would get the crap beat out of it by basically a tugboat.

Team “only clicked on this article to find out wtf was up with her face” right here.

This is the first time I’ve ever looked at a Camaro and thought, “yeah, I’d drive that."

The worst part is it doesn’t even have a needle! The threat that maybe *this* time there’s a needle is enough to make me cringe.

They gave it to him so he could have us practice giving him the shot because they couldn’t figure out what he was alergic to and wanted to make sure we were all familiar with how to hit him with it if he reacted to something. Naturally that meant he had fun terrorizing me with it.

My cousin has a fake epi pen and it panics me and I almost cry when he fake injects me with it. Fuck needles.