I think she's making a joke about the [lack of] masturbation prowess of guys trying to give a hand job to women? I.e it's like a sledgehammer to the clit?

I never realized how frequent this kind of behavior was until I started hanging out with my cousin and his girfriend. She's just like. "gotta go" and yanks it all down and pees right on the sidewalk. It's like, seriously? You couldn't have gone at the bar we literally left 2 minutes ago?

Made the mistake of driving my cousin's 2011 Corolla once. My parents have a 2006 Aveo that's faster and more fun to drive than that lawnmower.

Me too.

Seriously, I saw one of these at the gas station the other day and I had to gawk at it for a few minutes. It's gorgeous and doesn't look like the generic BMW or MB that I see all over LA.

And last years...

I thought it was a cute way to respond to the rumors, and probably much more effective than just flat out denying them.

Based on nothing but two instagram posts, I totally like her and want to be friends.

The burner account concept is probably the best part about kinja. There are plenty of people that are glad they don't need an email address or a facebook account to comment here. There are people that comment here that wouldn't comment elsewhere because of the burner accounts, and that's a good thing. There probably…

Comfort foods FTW. I just make pasta and dump ALL THE CHEESE.

In Mario Kart, the AI gets a boost if it is losing. In Super Circuit, the Game Boy Advance MK, if you were Toad thenPeach would be ridiculously fast the farther ahead of her you got. The easiest way to see it was by playing Rainbow Road. Rainbow road had bumps on the edge that could be used to skip about half the map…

Clearly the fans are the third losers.

It's possible, I even personally did it.

Both the 626 and the mx6.

Ford Probe.

First there were "helicopter" parents. Now there are "boomerang" children. We should just call this generation by what it really is: Generation Buzzword.

I'm surprised you didn't include any one-star Google Glass reviews.

I find that lube makes me grip much harder, actually, because I can when using it.

But there is also a risk to not using a condom when having sex. That risk isn't there for masturbation. Asking men to use condoms while they masturbate is just saying "take life's only free pleasure, make it cost money by using lube and condoms, and oh, it's not going to be as fun either. But you'll get used to the…

Oh fuck that. No way. A condom COMPLETELY kills all pleasure during masturbation. I've done it a couple of times just to make sure I can use condoms, and let me assure you, it was some of the worst masturbating ever. I can't say what condoms and sex are like, and I support the use of them during sex, but condoms and…