There is no such thing as an ugly cat. As this particularly adorable one just proved.

My mom's favorite mother's day was a trip to magic mountain. Not because of the roller coasters, she hates them. Because she spent the entire day in the (empty) lodge reading a book while we ran around a completely empty amusement park and stayed out of her hair. Apparently Magic Mountain is a wildly inappropriate…

I tried, but I couldn't get past seeing "Urban Tampon" instead of Taproom.

Those Fireball chicken wings actually sound kind of good. Not that I'm going to go there and try them, but maybe I will add fireball to my marinade next time I make wings. You know, for science.

Xkcd had a perfect comic for the Cadbury creme eggs.

Please, everyone knows we're here to serve the cats, not test them.

I'm a burner. We can have avatars. I've never noticed anything that we can't do that isn't related specifically to FB or Twitter.

Only a year after this comment, with the iPhone 5s. Technology moves fast.

I would eat a waffle taco. Hate me if you will, but I've been making and eating pancake tacos for a while and those taste amazing, so a waffle taco has to at least be worth a try.

It is a cause for bitterness. I too am extremely bitter after two years of not finding anyone who liked me while online dating (or more accurately online mass rejection). However, I don't blame the women (fun fact: online dating failure is what eventually pushed me to feminism) I blame myself. I am not what women seem…

Holy shit the assholes replying to you. Use the dismiss button, seriously.

Now I'm hungry, so I'm going to go with yes on the would men still eat at Hardee's one.

Thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU. That's really all I had to say, but as a 23 yo virgin I feel like I have to apologize for it all the time.

For blue (or green, depends I guess) there is a soda called brainwash. It's basically what blue artificial coloring tastes like, if blue artificial coloring was a soda. That stuff will make you poop blue or green more than any blueberries. It claims to be a blend of herbs, caffeine, and jalapeno oil. Really it's got…

Nevermind, it's early. I need my coffee.

I'll add this to my list of things to do on the Europe trip I'll never be able to afford to take.

c) Harry and Ginny suuuck as a relationship pair. Both in the books and even worse in the movies.

Let me be the first to say: that is one ugly minivan.

I resent this article. My mother's wedding dress was the display model because she was the same size as the mannequin and wanted that dress. She wasn't an "impossible pipe dream." She has a real, human body, just like you.