It's possible, I even personally did it.

Both the 626 and the mx6.

Ford Probe.

First there were "helicopter" parents. Now there are "boomerang" children. We should just call this generation by what it really is: Generation Buzzword.

I'm surprised you didn't include any one-star Google Glass reviews.

I find that lube makes me grip much harder, actually, because I can when using it.

But there is also a risk to not using a condom when having sex. That risk isn't there for masturbation. Asking men to use condoms while they masturbate is just saying "take life's only free pleasure, make it cost money by using lube and condoms, and oh, it's not going to be as fun either. But you'll get used to the…

Oh fuck that. No way. A condom COMPLETELY kills all pleasure during masturbation. I've done it a couple of times just to make sure I can use condoms, and let me assure you, it was some of the worst masturbating ever. I can't say what condoms and sex are like, and I support the use of them during sex, but condoms and…

There is no such thing as an ugly cat. As this particularly adorable one just proved.

My mom's favorite mother's day was a trip to magic mountain. Not because of the roller coasters, she hates them. Because she spent the entire day in the (empty) lodge reading a book while we ran around a completely empty amusement park and stayed out of her hair. Apparently Magic Mountain is a wildly inappropriate…

I tried, but I couldn't get past seeing "Urban Tampon" instead of Taproom.

Those Fireball chicken wings actually sound kind of good. Not that I'm going to go there and try them, but maybe I will add fireball to my marinade next time I make wings. You know, for science.

Xkcd had a perfect comic for the Cadbury creme eggs.

Please, everyone knows we're here to serve the cats, not test them.

I'm a burner. We can have avatars. I've never noticed anything that we can't do that isn't related specifically to FB or Twitter.

Only a year after this comment, with the iPhone 5s. Technology moves fast.

I would eat a waffle taco. Hate me if you will, but I've been making and eating pancake tacos for a while and those taste amazing, so a waffle taco has to at least be worth a try.

It is a cause for bitterness. I too am extremely bitter after two years of not finding anyone who liked me while online dating (or more accurately online mass rejection). However, I don't blame the women (fun fact: online dating failure is what eventually pushed me to feminism) I blame myself. I am not what women seem…

Holy shit the assholes replying to you. Use the dismiss button, seriously.