Now I'm hungry, so I'm going to go with yes on the would men still eat at Hardee's one.

Thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU. That's really all I had to say, but as a 23 yo virgin I feel like I have to apologize for it all the time.

For blue (or green, depends I guess) there is a soda called brainwash. It's basically what blue artificial coloring tastes like, if blue artificial coloring was a soda. That stuff will make you poop blue or green more than any blueberries. It claims to be a blend of herbs, caffeine, and jalapeno oil. Really it's got…

Nevermind, it's early. I need my coffee.

I'll add this to my list of things to do on the Europe trip I'll never be able to afford to take.

c) Harry and Ginny suuuck as a relationship pair. Both in the books and even worse in the movies.

Let me be the first to say: that is one ugly minivan.

I resent this article. My mother's wedding dress was the display model because she was the same size as the mannequin and wanted that dress. She wasn't an "impossible pipe dream." She has a real, human body, just like you.

"But still — maybe, maaaaaybe, if we were to speak about dating less in terms of some old-timey ritual originally meant as spouse auditions and more in terms of enjoying ourselves"

I have to disagree. She's a lovely woman and wears the dress well, but that back looks like it just keeps zipping up and becomes a hood.

Because, unfortunately, it does in some cases. I wouldn't have ever believed it either but I was playing Xbox and I stuck with a team and a guy got a girl's snapchat by bragging about the size of his cock. Then he refused to show her until she sent him a selfie. It was unreal. Worst part of it was she broadcast her…

It's worth pointing out that the one message will almost certainly be low quality. Men aren't getting one good message a week. looking at it, I get a decent message once every 3-4 months.

Disney: Frozen Free Fall is a clone as well. Pros: lovely music, decent play, doesn't ask you to share shit on Facebook every game. Cons: none, really. I like it a lot more than Candy Crush.

This is my experience as well. Manual mode is exactly like automatic mode but downshifted one gear. It's extremely frustrating because it doesn't even try to give you the illusion of control. The only advantage is that you can downshift a few gears for quick acceleration when you hit the pedal. (because otherwise you…

I genuinely don't think this article is very polite to Swift, Mars, or tall women and short men in general. I really wish you hadn't posted it.

Someone got paid for this study? Where can I find a job being Captain Obvious like this?

Lol I used to rewrite mine daily when I had too much time on my hands. I had several people who visited daily to read the changes. It was kind of amusing. They never messaged me. I always thought it was odd that they would visit so much and never message.

Just post it up on okcupid and edit it there. The edits draw visitors so you're more visible. It doesn't matter how incomplete it is; profiles range from nothing to almost life stories.

Well I fit all the ones for a perfect man-profile. Except, ah, the important one: look like a model.

Your point does stand though. Some of the movies haven't completed their theatrical runs yet, so it doesn't have a complete dataset.