This right here is why Idiocracy is really a horror movie.

I'm going to a wedding in a few weeks that I thought had a pretty neat setup for gifts. The bride and groom priced out everything on their honeymoon, and as a gift you can buy one particular aspect of it. For example, I can purchase the rental car for the first few days, or the wine for a particular meal. They made…

Not much. I remember someone on Jalopnik once asked "if you could suck your own dick, would you?" She didn't get the answer she expected.

I was hungry until I watched this. Freaking banana.

I thought that might be your problem. You're taking the three most congested freeways in LA county for your commute-what do you expect? The rest of the freeways tend to be pretty clear.

No, there is an easier way of looking at this though. Go to sigalert, and you will see that the only interchange that's blocked right now is the 5-10-101. Heck, check google maps saved traffic data. Anytime after 7, the end of rush hour, is fine, as is the middle of the day. But this is irrelevant anyways-the article…

Um, no? I also live in LA, and I drive about 20 miles one way. There are enough freeways that I'm sure we have completely different experiences, but most of the time the freeways are moving at 65-75 when I'm on them.

The average US commute is 25min. It's a little longer than the average commute by car, and ~45-60 min by bus if you live somewhere with buses. 25 miles isn't that bad unless you live in New York or Washington DC or somewhere that always has traffic, or somewhere with no bus system. Even in LA it wouldn't take very…

Are there any Gawker sites this video didn't get a post about? It has gotten at least three separate posts now.

I imagine the feeling is similar to the one I get when I visit profiles from young women in their early twenties whose age preferences are set in the mid thirties.

As one of the people who thought Rachel Bilson's neck tats were pretty...I agree with this statement. But whatever, as long as he's happy.

Oh God, not again. Please just let us shave or not shave in peace without having this discussion every other week.

Looks pretty cool to me. Different strokes for different folks :/ But seriously, why criticize her tat choices?

I'm 22 years old. On Sunday I went to a Ford dealership. I drove my crappy old Ford Probe. The one that clearly looks like it has two wheels in the grave. The salesman didn't blink at me at all. (Incidentally, I was also wearing flipflops and shorts...and hadn't shaved since Friday.) He was friendly and swapped…

Omg, I never thought about it like that. I'm so sharing this.

Despite what everyone would have you believe, there are both men and women who did exactly what you did. I was one of them.

I hate to get into an argument as stale as this one (Ha, I lie. I love doing this), but the Constitution is still manned by active duty sailors. It still carries arsenal (Seriously, they fired a 21 gun salute last year). If the United States went to war right now, and for some bloody reason the Constitution was near…

I did not say you were. You share a point that many MRAs also tend to bring up. I shall let the record stand that this doesn't bother me much. The thighlights feature, on the other hand, was truly annoying.

I have special flipflops with big toe covers. Not only are they comfortable, they are so weird I have people literally spend entire conversations with me STARING AT MY FEET. It's like they don't know how to process such weird footwear. Also, I can kick things while wearing my sandals. I love my sandals.

This is probably true. However, I must remind you that just because MRAs are making a point does not mean that point is invalid. It is objectification, as was the "Thighlights" feature that was eventually canceled. Jezebel is not above criticism.