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Seriously? That was one of the worst films I’ve seen in a long time. So utterly contrived, predictable, and derivative. His comedy is GREAT! But that film was complete garbage...

I apologize that you’re having so much trouble keeping up. But it’s not my job to educate you. Also, there’s no such thing as an iWatch.

You sound like all the people in 2008 who constantly ranted about how horrible touchscreens on phones are, and how they’re never give up their physical clicky keyboards. How’s that Blackberry working out for you??

Or venezuela!

Nor I. Why is it so difficult to conceive that some people’s parents didn’t have brothers??

Homelessness was not the butt of the joke. The goofy fuckin’ appearance of that rich pro athlete was the butt of the joke. Humor needs to always punch upwards, and that’s what the joke does.

Star this comment if, like me, you only clicked the link for them legs...

Silicone IS a rubber, you silly fucking pancake:

Silicone IS a rubber, you silly fucking pancake:

True, yes...

Valid observations...

Not a bad point...

So looking at your videos in order, we’ve got a moron in a foreign country, an angry moron in Boston, a reasonable chap who correctly removes it legally, and an idiotic woman who apparently doesn’t give a fuck about ruining her car.

Do you really think Satan needs someone to speak on his behalf?

I have literally never heard of a person doing this. Not saying that it’s never happened, but the idea is just as absurd and mockable...

Do you think that the parking officer who puts the unit onto your windshield doesn’t write down your car’s license plate number and other pertinent info? Do you actually believe that your brilliant little plan would really work?

They didn’t spend all that time searching for cheese. They spent that time searching for the employees. Reading comprehension is important.

What kind of African American parents name their son Arian??? Seriously, wtf is that shit? That would be like my Jewish buddy naming his son Notsy...

Here’s my proposal. (We get Alaska & Hawaii, too, btw...)

It’s not. It’s just as racially-neutral as “con artist” or “scammer”.