It would seem obvious but as there hasn’t been one in the White House, I wasn’t sure.

I like how he kept his cool enough to remember that he did say he would advise you of the situation before he took action. It’s considerate.

The Billy Barty fan club?

If the NFL crumbles from within because a 49er QB took a knee, I’ll be the smilingest motherfucker on the planet.

Let the motherfucker burn.

Oh god I so hope this is the opening volley in the labor battle that destroys the NFL

Nice way of making this about how great you are.

Nope. This is really misleading and they’re going to end having to correct it unless something else comes out.

Has someone accused Louis CK of a crime?

That is like saying:

If you were raised properly, you would know the “ They did it first!” excuse is not accepted from Kindergartners, let alone adult racists.

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I was expecting a Westerosi wildfire flak gun that shoots little balls of wildfire that burn up the dragons wing skin or something. If they are just going to stick with what Qyburn was showing off they better get Bard from Laketown to man that thing when Dany shows up.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

Do you perhaps mean “’roid rage?” As in, he went into the bathroom, had really bad hemorrhoids, emerged to ask the flight attendant if they stocked Preparation H, was told no, dejectedly returned to the bathroom to try to salvage his pair of underpants, but grew increasingly enraged before bursting out of the…

omg i’m going in a works cited????

Sir, real men need no guidance from their wife on when to or not to tuck in their shirt. If you cannot figure this out on your own, there may be something wrong with you. Marriage isn't about being controlled by your spouse, a real man would know better.

My husband tucks his shirts, with no input from me, and he's hotter than you. He also owns a tuxedo, because he's a grown up.