ICanSmellYourFace

9/14/16

I prefer to keep my balls nicely shaven...

9/14/16

Or, you know, you could exercise a modicum of self-control and not utilize those features. Just a thought...

9/12/16

When you wrote “universally shit movies”, I merely suspected you have horrible taste.

9/8/16

They’re not appearing for me, either...

9/5/16

That is not a spatula. It is a rubber scraper. It never ceases to amaze me how many people don’t know this.

9/4/16

It would be super rad if either of the camera angles in the video actually showed the kick. Because I’ll bet it would fun to see it...

9/3/16

Because you hate fun things that are happy and heart-warming?

9/2/16

It’s hard to take anything you write about astromechs seriously when you keep getting the name of the fictitious manufacturer wrong. It’s Industrial Automaton. Pronounced “aw-TAH-muh-TAWN”. It’s an old-timey word for “robot”. It’s spelled correctly, of course, and the Wookieepedia entry you linked to, yet somehow you…

8/23/16

I’ve seen several of these stampede videos by this point, since PG was released, and there’s something I still don’t understand: Are all those people running like that competing to catch one single Pokemon? The article mentions a “Snorlax”. I am correct in assuming that the game’s mechanics shows the same monster(s)…

8/22/16

8/7/16

I feel so bad for that Ferrari owner! It must feel miserable to have a penis that shockingly small...

8/1/16

You must hire pretty gross hookers...

7/26/16

But... ...jokes are supposed to be funny. That’s not even all that clever, much less worthy of all the adulations and applause it got. I guess the bar over here at Deadspin is really looooowwwww......

7/25/16

Okay..... But that doesn’t clarify what the joke is, or why so many people are rolling in the aisles.

6/26/16

She forfeited her dignity when she married that shriveled apricot covered in Cheeto dust.

6/20/16

I’ve been buying Levis and comparable brands for many, many years. My Levis always last around 8-10 years, not problem. The pair I bought 5 years ago is still going strong. I wear these jeans 3-4 times per week, and wash them 1-2 times per month. I’m not sure what was wrong with your Levis...

6/19/16

5/28/16

Having been an avid seller on eBay for many years, I would tend more to blame the seller for improper packaging/shipping. Any decent seller knows how the USPS operates, and packages their goods properly. I’m very sorry for your loss, though. I hope you opened a complaint-case and got a refund! :(

5/28/16

I’m really glad that these women were there and that they were able to do what they did. This is a great outcome for a potentially-horrible occurrence. But WTF is with that photo? Seriously? Pat yourselves on the back a little harder. I’m not sure enough people heard it.

5/23/16

Why would you post this obviously-fake story as if it were even remotely true??