Wow, you must be miserable. Invoking the name of that book/film has long been commonly accepted as a proxy for any ol’ very-difficult decision between two things... Lighten the fuck up.

This isn’t fucking YouTube or 4chan forfucksake. It’s a tech blog; you don’t get to just shrug off hate speech and brush it away like it’s some run-of-the-mill fandroid screeching “herpderp Apple suxx rawr”... Have some dignity and expect the people around you to act like human beings.

“Tranny” is an extremely bigoted and offensive term.

They’re not appearing for me, either...

They’re not appearing for me, either...

Ah, the delicious delicious tears of the Apple haters. I drink them up!!! Please, by all means, continue the screeching and wailing and gnashing of teeth. I fucking love it. I don’t know which thing I get more excited for every year: the new phone, or the anguish of the raging haters cwying der widdle eyes out...

Came for the delicious tears of the frothing, shrieking Apple haters. Was not disappointed.

That’s a great username you’ve got there...

I made a drinking game for TNG a long tome ago! :)

That is not a spatula. It is a rubber scraper. It never ceases to amaze me how many people don’t know this.

That is not a spatula. It is a rubber scraper. It never ceases to amaze me how many people don’t know this.

“Pulaski was a Boss.”

Pulaski was the fuckin’ WORRRRRSSSSSTTT..... Ugh...

You did not pay attention to the show, and you have your facts literally all mixed up.

No, Steve was not sexually assaulting her. You need to stop saying that. When two minors are less than 24 months apart in age, according to Indiana law, they can cooperatively engage in sexual contact without breaking any laws. Sure, they might get grounded, but no crime was committed. She took off her sweater very…

Dude, you need to rewatch it. You’ve got the timeline all wrong. He tries and fails to force himself on her in the first episode, at her house. (Yes, that was totally fucked up.) But the next night, at his house, she’s totally eager and willing. Get your facts straight.

Ummm... ...what? She doesn’t say “no” once when they’re at Steve’s place, after the pool scene. She’s extremely eager and forward. She proactively takes off her shirt, and they start boning.

It would be super rad if either of the camera angles in the video actually showed the kick. Because I’ll bet it would fun to see it...

Because you hate fun things that are happy and heart-warming?

It’s hard to take anything you write about astromechs seriously when you keep getting the name of the fictitious manufacturer wrong. It’s Industrial Automaton. Pronounced “aw-TAH-muh-TAWN”. It’s an old-timey word for “robot”. It’s spelled correctly, of course, and the Wookieepedia entry you linked to, yet somehow you…

I think we all know who the real culprit is here...

Ha! Yes! Perfect...