Agreed!

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“...if Cap slips up...”

This truly is some top-shelf trolling. Kudos to you, good sir. Top marks.

I’ve seen several of these stampede videos by this point, since PG was released, and there’s something I still don’t understand: Are all those people running like that competing to catch one single Pokemon? The article mentions a “Snorlax”. I am correct in assuming that the game’s mechanics shows the same monster(s)…

There was literally nothing surprising or complicated about that extremely normal head-shave process.

You cited Ewoks as being from Return of the Jedi (which, of course, they are), but you used an image from the made-for-TV films The Ewok Adventure (aka “Caravan Of Courage”) and The Battle For Endor.

Also, Dustin Hoffman completely stole this movie.

I feel so bad for that Ferrari owner! It must feel miserable to have a penis that shockingly small...

“...and a straight-up fictional wizard.”

You must hire pretty gross hookers...

But... ...jokes are supposed to be funny. That’s not even all that clever, much less worthy of all the adulations and applause it got. I guess the bar over here at Deadspin is really looooowwwww......

Okay..... But that doesn’t clarify what the joke is, or why so many people are rolling in the aisles.

Make sure that you have your chicken helping with the chores at a young age, and earning an allowance. And don’t just buy them any toy they want, anytime they ask. It’s important to instill the value of a hard-earned dollar while they’re still chicks.

Huh? I regularly eat yogurt 1-2 weeks past its expiration date and it has never tasted off, nor have I ever felt sick. Is it possible that there's something wrong with the yogurt you buy?

David Yates saved the fucking franchise. 1-2 were saccharine kiddie fair, 3-4 were bad, and the rest were amazing...

Fun facts:

Saw headline, scrolled straight to comments to see the droves of weirdos defending the MiniDisc. Was not disappointed...