Putting “-smith” after anything means “maker of that thing”.

Concern trolls are the worst trolls...

So that your potential-matches on Tinder to think that you make cocks?? How would that be appealing? I guess maybe some chicks would dig a guy working in a dildo factory...

“Compassion for human life”??? Who the fuck do you think you’re kidding??? I live in Minneapolis, snow is part of life. Get the fuck over it. I worked in the food service industry for 12 years. A snow storm is NOT a reason to stop delivering food. As a customer, I tip extra well, and my morality remains perfectly…

What kind of fairly-land dream-world do you live in? If the establishment is open, then it’s the owner that’s the garbage person, not the consumer who’s simply paying for a service. If you chose to show up for work, and the customer tips well, you’ve got nothing to bitch about, you whiny little cunt.

They were literally TRAITORS to the USA. As another commenter aptly pointed out to you, the entire Confederacy, including all the soldiers you just cited who never owned slaves, were literally traitors to our nation. Your nation and mine. And you want to honor them with monuments.

I think the lesson here is clear: Never, ever sing in a cover band.

Food does not “soak up” alcohol. That is not how human physiology works...

You nailed it perfectly.

“undisputed”

No.

“hyperbole”

“joke”

“backpedalling”

Wrong. I “got” the attempt. But it wasn’t remotely humorous at all.

There was never a joke. Nothing went over anyone’s head. Please stop posting.

What is the “accepted turn of phrase” you’ve chosen to defend so valiantly?

I’m quite humorful, actually. But the OP’s attempt at levity wasn’t funny...

Saying that grass is green does not “feel redundant”. It feels like accurately describing a thing with an appropriate descriptor. Saying “Kylo Ren is emo” works the same way: It is an accurate descriptor, but that’s not what “redundant” means. Words have definitions for a reason...

“redundant”