Oh, son... Someday you’ll get it...

If it weren’t for your woefully inadequate reading comprehension skills, you might be aware that the “notion” you’re projecting onto me never actually existed. But thanks for playing! Now let’s see how bad your case of “last-word-itis” really is...

At this point, I just really feel sorry for you... Enjoy that sad, little hill you’ve decided to fight for.

“They’re the reason you have a job in the first place.”

Nope, I’m the bartender that utilized the house-sanctioned buy-backs, coupled with my natural charm and charisma, to cultivate a healthy population of regular, happy customers, which served to bolster the success of the business and brought economic prosperity to everyone involved.

Drinking at a bar and dining at a table are very different things, young man.

Oh please just go fuck off. You’re the dickhead that every single bartender hates to work for.

Dude, you’re the OP, and he’s obviously replying to the dickheads like “bnceo” and “SuspiciousLook”. He’s on your side, don’t be a dick. Also, he sounds like he’d be a great guy to work for! Are you really that thick?

You’re the kind of person who makes it glaringly obvious to everyone around them that they’ve never worked a day in the service industry...

Yes, with that terrible attitude, you should probably just stay home and not patronize bars at all. You won’t be missed.

When did Deadpan decide it was okay to use disgusting homophobic anti-gay slurs in their headlines?

Check the body-shaming. She’s got lovely legs. She may be an insufferable twit, but body-shaming is never cool. (This is still Jezebel, right?)

Hey everyone, check this guy out. He thinks that killing people with guns is equivalent to spilling a drink... Yes, I think he’s serious.

Every player wearing the same color? I like it. It perfects encapsulates and symbolizes the utter pointlessness of professional sports on a societal level.

“I did Boy Scouts for 20 years...”

OMFG, that’s a lie and you damn well know it.

This entire article makes you sound like a butthurt whiny baby...

I work in a professional office environment, and I have a nickname for my boss. It’s “Boss”. As in, “Hey Boss, where do you want these files?” :)

Gone.

Gone.

I absolutely agree with your point, and your position, but I thought you should know that annulments are actually significantly more complicated than divorces, because they require a very specific set of circumstances, which are usually rather unlikely...