A really easy way to identify a person who has no idea what they’re talking about, is to see if they make a snarky reference to “right-clicking” on an Apple product. Since right clicking has totally been a thing since the mid-90s, only the most cluelessly uninformed people would attempt to imply that this is a way to…

If the trackpad is so big, why do you need a reference point? Just... use it. I absolutely love the Magic Trackpad because it’s so big, and I therefore never need to glance down at where my hand is. I just let my hands glide across its expansive surface, and never worry about glancing down, because it's so big.

“Animated”

Oola, for one.

Yes, she did. That’s one of the numerous examples of female dialogue they forgot.

They forgot EV-9D9.

If it weren’t for your woefully inadequate reading comprehension skills, you might be aware that the “notion” you’re projecting onto me never actually existed. But thanks for playing! Now let’s see how bad your case of “last-word-itis” really is...

At this point, I just really feel sorry for you... Enjoy that sad, little hill you’ve decided to fight for.

“They’re the reason you have a job in the first place.”

Nope, I’m the bartender that utilized the house-sanctioned buy-backs, coupled with my natural charm and charisma, to cultivate a healthy population of regular, happy customers, which served to bolster the success of the business and brought economic prosperity to everyone involved.

Drinking at a bar and dining at a table are very different things, young man.

Oh please just go fuck off. You’re the dickhead that every single bartender hates to work for.

Dude, you’re the OP, and he’s obviously replying to the dickheads like “bnceo” and “SuspiciousLook”. He’s on your side, don’t be a dick. Also, he sounds like he’d be a great guy to work for! Are you really that thick?

You’re the kind of person who makes it glaringly obvious to everyone around them that they’ve never worked a day in the service industry...

Yes, with that terrible attitude, you should probably just stay home and not patronize bars at all. You won’t be missed.

This is you!

When did Deadpan decide it was okay to use disgusting homophobic anti-gay slurs in their headlines?

You clearly either didn’t understand Proteus’s comment, or you’ve never actually seen Star Wars. (I’m guessing its the former.)

Check the body-shaming. She’s got lovely legs. She may be an insufferable twit, but body-shaming is never cool. (This is still Jezebel, right?)