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I really, really want to like this show, but I’m afraid to watch it, because of how terrible Daredevil was. Should I give it a shot? Or is it more of the same garbage that we got with DD?

Actually, the choice to go with Ewoks instead of Wookiees had nothing to do with merchandising (What, you think they couldn’t have sold wookiee merch just as effectively??), and everything to do with the actual plot:

No, there’s a moment in ROTS, during the big assault on Utapau, when a clone jumps up on top of one of the smaller crab droids, like Legolas on the cave troll in Moria, and fires directly down into it, between his feet. That was a pretty badass moment for a trooper, too. :)

Hey everyone, check this guy out. He thinks that killing people with guns is equivalent to spilling a drink... Yes, I think he’s serious.

Every player wearing the same color? I like it. It perfects encapsulates and symbolizes the utter pointlessness of professional sports on a societal level.

You seriously don’t understand how YouTube works, do you?

Perhaps the the tens of thousands of mouth-breathing Luddites and technophobes who can barely manage to open a browser window, much less understand concepts like “streaming” and “saving files”. It may come as a shock to you, but there were several generations of societal porn consumption prior to the advent of the

Is that a real question??

The Blu-ray / HD-DVD war was decided by one factor, and exactly one factor: the porn industry. Anyone who claims different is either grossly under-informed, or is just kidding themselves.

That’s some ninja-level trolling right there, son. <tips_hat>

“I did Boy Scouts for 20 years...”

What a load of bollucks. We all know damn well how the Cuban Missile Crisis was averted, from that documentary that came out in 2011:

OMFG, that’s a lie and you damn well know it.

I haven’t actually played Assassin’s Creed, but does the game character really look like he’s desperately trying to hold in a diarrhea poop when he uses his grappling hook? Because this guy looks like he’s ready to squirt while he’s ever-so-slowly being lifted by the rope... :)

Do you even Dune, bro??

This entire article makes you sound like a butthurt whiny baby...

Favorite place for a manicure in the Castro:

You’re wrong. You’re so wrong that I feel embarrassed for you. And the fact that you’ve dug yourself in so deeply makes you look that much more pathetic...

It's absolutely mind-boggling how ignorant you sound. You are embarrassing yourself. Stop posting.