I mean, if you don’t do any research, one could imagine that you might be correct. But the Prius, the Efficient Car Poster Boy, is well below both mean and median new car prices. So are the Accord Hybrid, Civic Hybrid, Camry Hybrid, Corolla Hybrid. All with 50+ MPG. The efficient cars are absolutely not more expensive…

Hey Red-Hat dipshits! Know what would be a great way to keep costs for working folks down?

Good Lord, imagine what could have happened if these things were driving around in Philly?!

Let's make it happen.

Go fash, lose cash.

First Gear: Never forget that the asshole oligarchs can only exist because of the rest of us. We buy the shit they shovel, and there are plenty of other shit-purveyors to go around.

LAAAAAAAAAME!

In some directions, very much so. You can survive [forward, backward, and sideways] G-forces that are much greater than those that would kill you in the vertical directions. Dr. John Stapp, surgeon and all-around badass, did a ton of research on what extreme G-forces do to (his own) human body. And humans have…

“I had to adjust the power for every section of the Streif in order to stay within the course, not hit any obstacles and not exceed the g-force limits for the aircraft.”

Any automaker looking to establish a foothold in the US market needs to take a D-Day approach. They need all the pieces in place before making landfall. You need at least a Sedan, a Crossover, and a Full-Size SUV. A smallish car would help as well. You’ll never make it with some pieces in place and a promise that the…

That reminds me of one of the times I was on jury duty. The cop testified “defendant held out his left hand with the drugs in the palm of it.” Defendant gets on the stand, his lawyer has the court reporter read that back to us and then asks defendant to hold up his left hand. He had a congenital birth defect where…

Whoever thought the term "badassador" was a good idea is immediately disqualified from being one.

Boy, it’s a good thing those tire pressures are all equalized. We all know what can happen if one’s tire pressures are even as little as 1.5 PSI off the mark.

No, it's *your very own* Disney ride. That's SO much better

I know; it’s a Disneyland ride.

This is the coolest damn thing I’ve ever seen. All the more so because it’s so utterly pointless. I don’t care if the thing is incapable of having any sort of meaningful purpose. Or brakes. It’s a bike that goes sideways (and could probably spin in circles!), and my inner five-year-old doesn’t care about anything…

What’s the penalty for chopping up journalists?

2nd Gear: I thought those tariffs were his BIG DAY ONE THING?! Why didn’t he do the one big thing he promised he would do?!

Sweden does it right. Once you're of retirement age, one of your benefits is that the government will pay for taxis, anywhere you need to go. And they pay fairly, so you aren't waiting forever to find a cab. Senior citizens can get where they need to go in a car-centric society, but they don't have to drive. It's…

And it’s not even a car built by a couple of drunk dudes in a shed somewhere.