Zing!

Stiff competition for the wiener mobile.

What if it was someone else’s?!

Exactly.

If I was given that first photo of the thing and forced to pick an adjective, I think I would pick “veiny” rather than “legendary.”

I took a look at Maserati’s (disaster of a) website and found that they actually build at least three different EVs. The Grecale, the GranTurismo, and the GranCabrio are all available as EVs by my count. And they managed to register one EV on the year.

And lo, did King David pay Bathsheba 137,000 shekels to keep her damn mouth shut.

I’m pretty sure a 15-year-old with TikTok brain would have done far better than this haha

Who am I kidding?  The Trump Bible probably edited Matthew to add, “... as long as they are straight, white, and Christian.”

Irony isn’t dead, y’all!

That’s been sent down from on high, that all this DEI stuff has to go

One cannot discontinue a model that was never actually built. 

Reading is fundamental.

Brought a trailer to Bring a Trailer.

1st Gear: Takes one to know one.

It is always jarring to realize that my stance on an issue aligns with that of Antonin Scalia.

Is it me, or are truck hoods looking more and more like a ziggurat?

You need a napkin? You appear to have something dripping down your chin.

I mean, for Connecticut, this is a step in the right direction, given they probably used to just hunt poor people for sport.

If there’s one thing I love, it’s having a stripper in my home, doing her thing, just watching me as I rummage through the fridge for the ingredients to make myself a sandwich.