Relax.

Call your city’s code enforcement folks. There are almost certainly statutes regarding inoperable, junked, or abandoned vehicles.

They’re gonna do it because they *can* and because they can issue fines. That’s how they make money.

It can be really hard to own a home and NOT have an HOA. You need a neighborhood that predates the ubiquity of HOAs. That means you’re looking at city centers, historic districts, things like that. Those places tend to be *expensive* to move into. 

Can't believe I had to scroll so far down for this!

Excellent story!

And nothing of value was lost.

All the sensors and computers that would replace the eyes, ears, and brain of the driver are...

I fail to see how a direct quotation from a cited, easily-verifiable source is an embellishment or a fabrication.

I did too. Also, apparently they’ve given him a LOT of different guns over the years. But the Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator will always be first in my heart.

It's just crazy enough to work!!!

Not knowing someone doesn't make them not-famous.

Somebody at the airport might be a Ferrari fan

Yeah, that “Ingress” thing was super weird.  Basically “Breaking and Entering, The Game!”

Came here for this.  Not disappointed.  Bonus points for getting the gun model correct!

Are you okay?

I can’t stop thinking about this. Working backward from the goal of “make a Google Maps competitor,” how did anything that came after make even a little sense? You’d have an easier time making an AI that scrapes public records, geographic survey data, and such. How on earth was “have people all over the place turn…

I’m not even mad at this. Making a globally-popular, profitable game is *really hard to do.*

When it becomes official, I will retract my statement. But not before.

*Only* a 2/3 depreciation curve over three years? Somebody’s a real optimist!