It is always jarring to realize that my stance on an issue aligns with that of Antonin Scalia.

Is it me, or are truck hoods looking more and more like a ziggurat?

You need a napkin? You appear to have something dripping down your chin.

I mean, for Connecticut, this is a step in the right direction, given they probably used to just hunt poor people for sport.

If there’s one thing I love, it’s having a stripper in my home, doing her thing, just watching me as I rummage through the fridge for the ingredients to make myself a sandwich.

Regaining contact at with the ground a speed that might not match wheel speed, to say nothing of what subtle shifts in car heading and wheel orientation with respect to direction of travel occur in the air...

Good point, and I hope you’re right.  Bring back the Evo, damn it!  And the 3000GT!  

Oh come on, you know if Elonia was going to issue an order like that, it would be Order 420-69 or some stupid shit like that.

But if they do that quarter after quarter, it becomes a trend. It all depends on the next regime. If something isn’t done about rampant taxes, housing costs and wage discrepancy soon, I wouldn’t be surprised if these small and or cheap cars start jetting off leaving the automakers to scramble. Good news if that…

“Execute Order  66”

Right? Selling one car a day or four cars a day in the US is a meaningless statistical oddity.

They sold a whopping four cars per day! 

First Gear: Large, impressive-looking percentage changes can result when the denominator is miniscule. Selling 1500 cars instead of 500 cheap EVs isn’t exactly going to save the company. Going from 100,000 to 300,000 is still a similar percentage change, but very different change in overall revenue.

Oooooh! That’s a BINGO!

Oh he is 100% going to be blaming Elmo and EVERYONE else he picked for positions when all his ideas/policies start biting him in the ass.

First Gear: If you keep having to remind people you’re the one holding the reins... You are losing your grip.

I really hope democracy can survive our impending kleptocracy.

You are clearly an individual of discernment and taste.

Peter Gabriel’s ‘Shock the Monkey’ would be appropriate.