If a dryer craps out on a 500hp compressor where I work, enough water comes out of the drains the next day to power-wash your car!

Farts will never not be funny to guys, regardless of age.

He’s the richest man on earth. He can afford to be anywhere he wants to be. Ergo, he can afford to be wherever he *needs* to be.

These full-page Fascism ads all over the site are really disturbing.

I genuinely don't know if I've ever seen a Grenada, be it on the road or otherwise.

and you can still find many MB’s alive and running today!

He replied with his “FSD will make everything better!” Pitch even then. He's been using that for nearly a decade now. And yet, recently it's been announced that most Teslas currently on the road won't support the system. 

FIA: “Hey, we know what the right thing to do here is, but let’s not kill the golden goose.”

This seems relevant right now:

The trick to telling them apart is that the Mercedes doesn’t have parts falling off of it at random.

But if you squinted, it could be mistaken for a Mercedes!

I mean, why kill two birds with one stone if you can kill three, right?

In a Mustang II...slowly...

As usual, Tacos username checks out. Freedom and tacos!!!

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These are all the suggestions I was going to make.

Once again, I would like to remind us all about how Singapore gained it’s independence, because it’s wild. After the British gave up their holdings in the region, Singapore became part of Malaysia. But they were so violent and racist that Malaysia was forced to kick Singapore out of the country, making Singapore…

Currently on sale? I’d have it be the CT5-V Blackwing. It’s the last V8 manual caddy is going to produce, so I’m sure it’ll charge a premium.

It takes a while to figure out what new, innovative mistakes to make next, you know? And those golden parachutes don’t pack themselves.

“We’ll take a look at fixing our mistakes, but not for at least 14 months.”