Give Me Tacos or Give Me Death
ibelle42
11/21/19
7:47 PM
1

Hey, an account with Tire Rack is freeeeeee!

11/21/19
2:13 PM
1

I looked into one, and damn near pulled the trigger too. The 10yr warranty seems great but its only for the original owner, if you sell it, the next owner only gets 6 years. So your options are either buy it new and accept that it will be nearly worthless when it comes time to sell, or buy it used after some Read more

11/21/19
10:22 AM
22

What’s the cost of that, vs the cost of making drivers better? Seems like it would be a lot more cost effective to simply increase driving standards than it is to make all new cars more expensive.

11/19/19
10:56 AM
17
SELECT thing, probability 
FROM things_humans_are_filled_with
ORDER BY probability;
|sodium | 0.999|
|water | 0.998|
|blood | 0.995|
|shit | 0.989|
11/18/19
12:11 PM
1

I thought the reason they he was smiling was that they were about to use the shotguns to put the Mustang out of its, and their, misery. Then I saw his hairy arm and realized that his smile was likely due to the fact that he would be feeding soon, right after the moonlight causes his transformation.

11/18/19
9:27 AM
15

I’ll bet his dick sideburns, and her massive 70's bush caused them to get stuck together like velcro.

11/18/19
8:59 AM
9

Look at that dude's arm. He is clearly a werewolf who is about to make the change. Our plucky heroine better hope those shotguns are loaded with silver buckshot, because that Mustang ain't outrunning a damn thing.

11/15/19
2:08 PM
40

House savings, pfft. I’m reminded of a quote from the ancient Jalop scrolls, “you can’t race your house, but you can sleep under this slot car table.”
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11/15/19
10:36 AM
3

I make well into the sex figures and drive a 2004 x-type and a ‘98 Mark VIII. I only ever bought three new cars and all in the late 90s when i was still young-ish. Read more