Right? Selling one car a day or four cars a day in the US is a meaningless statistical oddity.

They sold a whopping four cars per day! 

First Gear: Large, impressive-looking percentage changes can result when the denominator is miniscule. Selling 1500 cars instead of 500 cheap EVs isn’t exactly going to save the company. Going from 100,000 to 300,000 is still a similar percentage change, but very different change in overall revenue.

Oooooh! That’s a BINGO!

Oh he is 100% going to be blaming Elmo and EVERYONE else he picked for positions when all his ideas/policies start biting him in the ass.

First Gear: If you keep having to remind people you’re the one holding the reins... You are losing your grip.

I really hope democracy can survive our impending kleptocracy.

You are clearly an individual of discernment and taste.

Peter Gabriel’s ‘Shock the Monkey’ would be appropriate.

Somebody put that GIF of the engineers shaking the rocket to a beat.

Since nobody else wants to say it... I will. The astronauts need liquid to make Martian Bricks. But they will NOT be using blood. They are using their blood for astronaut stuff, and they don’t generate it fast enough to be useful. But they will be generating *another* liquid in even higher quantities...

*Ahem* 🎶I’m reading this list, checking it twice. What do you mean you broke the pipe vice?! Maintenance mechanic is wearing a frown.

To be faaaaaaaaaair...

Well aren't you quite the jerkoff.

Minivans make people uncomfortable because they are the real sign of actual virility instead of a small car for two people or a truck that kids would need a ladder to get into. It just rubs your ability to reproduce in everyone else’s face and not everyone is secure enough to handle that.

Your argument is unassailable.

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs

Trump is a such a dumb cunt.

Turns out public companies are hood rich-and always have been.