There’s somebody (well, several somebodies) renovating a house across the street. One of them has a *pristine, massively lifted* H2. It’s truly wild to look at. It’s tow hitch must be three feet tall from where it meets the receiver to where the trailer hooks up.

With so many people telling you it’s a deathtrap, you kinda have to delude yourself into thinking you know something they don’t before you can really start convincing strangers that you’re right. Especially if you’re going to be getting on board the thing.

I was sitting here trying to be an altruist and thinking “none - there should be a vehicle for everyone and choice is good” but you talked me out of it. Fuck these things indeed.

Neutral: John Adams and Thomas Jefferson died in 1826. Jimmy Carter was born in 1924. That means that there’s less time between the death of two signers of the Declaration of Independence and Jimmy Carter’s birth than between Jimmy Carter’s birth and the present day. That’s a wild thing to think about.

On the contrary, I think it WAS quite surprising. 

Fuck this thing.

Also unsurprising that he was among the victims of his corner-cutting, truth-bending, and denialism. Unfortunately, he took other innocent people with him.

At least the older trucks had character with that style. When it comes to ugly the Cybertruck rules them all. I can’t think of a lousier, more uninspiring design.

That's what I keep telling people!

This is a tragically correct thought. Star for you!

I said, “fuck you, don’t tell me what I am.”

It’s... A lot. It’s one of those things that makes you wonder, “how many American flags equal one Confederate flag?”

My dad is a Boomer. I was GenX until they reclassified 1981 as “millennial” and I said, “fuck you, don’t tell me what I am.”

I can detect the Boomer Hoarder Smell from here.

I also love the SSR, but THAT SSR... oof.

In before Cybertruck! I personally love the SSR, but I’m fully aware my opinion on this matter is objectively incorrect.

Honestly, I love Mansory, but you have a good point. 

How much is too much?

And, in a... let’s say a questionable testament to the perseverance of the human spirit...

It would be REALLY hard for them to have made it look worse.