The... the guy from Motley Crue?

I’ve spotted or picked up several pairs of Air Pods just lying around on the sidewalk (I’d happily give them back to their owner if possible! I don’t even use Apple crap). I don’t know that this counts as theft per se. You forgot your nondescript gadget. You’re lucky to see it again. Buy a new set and be more mindful…

Vince Neil, is that you?

COTD is the McRib of Jalopnik.

8,000 hours and it looks kinda like somebody took a few rolls of that “wood-panel Contact Paper” and did an above-average job with it.

A Dodge will run like crap for longer than most cars will run at all. Early-2000s vintage FCA all over where I live. Invariably rusting, with mismatched panels, collapsed suspension, exhaust busted, belts shrieking, misfiring, on at least one donut tire (fingers crossed the brakes are still good). They will never die,…

Given the market (and assuming there’s nothing dodgy going on, which there probably is) this is a reasonable price. However, given how fast these have depreciated, particularly the high-spec ones, I’d wait a while and let them come down more.

Giant lasers can solve most problems, honestly. Maybe not in the way you want them solved, but a big enough laser will resolve your problems one way or the other.

Looks like it didn’t expect the bidet to turn on quite yet.

Currently wearing a shirt that reads “I’m no rocket surgeon” and feeling very seen.

Will the Roadster have external speakers to play the Knight Rider turbo boost sound effect when you use this level of acceleration?

:::Channels FancyKristen:::

those can both def be bought for under 100k together.  good job reading and understanding the assignment. 

“Best” is a debatable term, what with everyone’s competing definitions of what makes something “better” than other things. So rather than wade into that kiddie pool of semantic backbiting, I will present to you the most radical two-car garage.

The organization being named Auto Dealers of *Mega Milwaukee* (ADAMM) is the real crime here.

What amazes me is that one of them agreed to take the dive for the guilty one, who was high on meth. Blood is indeed thicker than water, even when that blood has a pantload of meth in it.

“there’s no way they would ever know the difference between the two of us”

I doubt it’ll go that far that fast...

Me waiting for them shits to drop another $50k in the next two years

Friends are the family you choose. Boats are the loan-begging, junkie cousin you choose.