Really hard to justify this thing being $13,090 more than the Nissan Z, with (in my opinion) worse looks, objectively less power, and the inherent BMW-ness of the whole thing.

Situations like this really fill me with wonder at the incredible feats of hard work people will undertake while *trying to be lazy.*

Rat hole sun

No no no, a Laster Pointer is used to calibrate the plane’s Turbo Encabulator, silly.

Stop being so cheeky. You know what it is and what it does.

Why does my brain keep autocorrecting Prologue to Prelude?

“Discount Death Spiral” sounds like the name of a tongue-in-cheek post-punk band.

Those 15,000 miles are all from courthouse to courthouse.

I’m really curious what the actual number was. I’m sure it’s astronomical to mere mortals like myself, but I kinda suspect it didn’t meet expectations. If it did, they’d be crowing as loudly as possible about all the auction records it broke.

I am too, though given how hard he has tanked his cars’ used values, I would consider buying one secondhand. He already got his money for it, after all.

Elon has completely turned off the exact do-gooders he needs to buy his products. I’m one of them, and will never, ever buy a Tesla. 

Is it...

Hey now, I’m sure the Cybertruck could handle a recently graded gravel road.

You’d think a guy who runs a company (several, even) that does more than one thing would realize that other companies can also do more than one thing at a time. And that, even if they do a thing that you don’t like, that thing you don’t like isn’t responsible for every single problem that has or will ever occur. They…

The Nissan President. Everyone knows the actual President and his/her ilk rolled in a Toyota Century.

If you can see the truck with the nukes, it doesn't matter how wide a berth you give it.

That plow was motionless, outside of traffic lanes, and lit up like the worlds brawniest Christmas tree. They “merged” to the right, directly into what looks like a closing lane and would have gone into the onramp had the truck not been there. That driver deserves everything the law can throw at them.

Literally my first thought.

Nah, nobody would venture that far away from a charger. They haven’t even paid the phone bill in 300 years. 

Can someone tell this Amish guy that it’s not about horsepower, it’s about torque?