Hey, a band from my neck of the woods!

Unless they can figure out how to make it work without burning oil (or render that burned oil environmentally harmless), emissions regulations all-but-guarantee it’ll never see the light of day.

looks like the lovechild of Darth Vader and Anthrax’s Scott Ian.

Anything Stellantis makes.

I can see Porsche doing this, or something “petty” as well. They have a history of these kinds of shenanigans. The most famous one I remember of theirs was the Le Mans poster where Porsches took all but 1 spot in the top 10, and it was 10th they missed out on. It said “No one’s perfect” and listed Porsche all the way…

or literally any 25k subaru with all seasons even.

Even broken clocks, eh?

All I ask is that they let me drive.  I don’t need to be paid or credited.  I just want to do it.

Stock tires. But let’s not mention that the Porsche is AWD/PDK, because transparency is only for losers, amirite?

Now, do they both have on the stock pavement tires? Or for effect would they only put snow tires on the Porsche?

Now that’s funny.

Me: “Hello, Porsche marketing department? You need to see this comment from Give Me Tacos or Give Me Death on Jalopnik.”

Porsche needs to do an equivalent stunt where they race a Cybertruck against one of their cars, only... there’s snow on the ground.

If I’m a passenger, it probably means my wife is driving.  

the reason we don’t understand is the reason we’re not in a position to do it.

lol right the only thing Porsche owners are sticklers for is the spec of the car. They really nerd out on that. But if you need proof that Porsche, and their fans are cooler with stuff, just look at all the aftermarket Porsche stuff, Ruf, RWB, Singer, Guntherworks, Gemballa, etc you DON’T see that for Ferrari.

Well, don’t literally eat them. They’re all pieces of shit!

I have a dream list of cars, and if I woke up tomorrow, with Jeff Bezos’ bank account, I’d buy them all.

If you put a work program on your personal phone, that’s entirely on you.