E60 M5, pictured here in it’s natural habitat. Broken and being trailered to the shop. Perhaps the biggest gulf between the promise of what it could be if it was reliable and the wallet-demolishing reality of actually owning one.

The rapid advancement of EV tech puts has put us into a bizarro world wherein putting bigger motors into cars also increases their range. Not going to complain about it.

Labor Day holiday? Texas? Bet big on booze.

Nissan still makes the Sentra. It’s even cheaper and shittier than the Altima. The Rogue is also still an option.

On the list of things Burning Man is about, environmental causes don’t even crack the top 10. This is because the top 10 things are all drugs, Instagram clout, sex, different drugs, and the various combination and permutations thereof.

We love to take our 700+ horsepower $100k trucks to festivals about self-reliance and being kind to our earth mother or some such, don’t we folks. 

I found the location on Google Maps, right next to the Discount Tire. The driver hit it in the side of the building, off of a long, straight service road next to I-69 (nice!). Given how far he went into the restaurant, he might have come off the highway at highway speed, rather than off the comparatively slower…

Oozing rust from every pore

The rust has started. Be wary.  There’s probably more.

The best tow truck. 

It would be worth it for the meme. It might even be worth it for the car on it’s own merits.  It’s pretty nice, for what it is.  And if you’re going for the meme, might as well go all out.

Mine are probably things I didn’t buy. And they all involve a Chevy Cavalier. And the Cavalier somehow isn’t the bad decision!

I watched the video. He goes past a “flooded” sign and continues for five full seconds, straight into standing water. Without braking. Not a “Flood Area” type sign. Past tense. Flood’s already happened. Then he hydroplanes, and slides across the center line and into the bog on the other side of the road.

I honestly wonder what Nikola Tesla would think of the two companies that bear his name?

While certainly nowhere near as bad as your completely broken second world country, it’s still quite incompetent and ineffectual thanks to the dumb/backwards LNP interference. But when it comes to licenses, it already takes 4 years minimum to reach full unrestricted license (L, P1, P2, then finally Open), if the…

Good. You should also need a special license to drive super huge/heavy vehicles. There is no world in which someone who just mastered parallel parking their parents’ Honda Civic should be able to go drive a supercar OR a 27" box truck.

It looks like someone looked at a generic Lego model of an SUV and built it in real life. Not saying that’s a bad thing, either.

It’s weird when people call facts an “agenda.”

Take these seized superyachts and sink them to make habitats for ocean life, artificial reefs, things like that. If they’re close enough to be seen from shore, sink them with some sweet explosives and sell tickets so people can go watch.

The speed on that Audi ought to go beyond mere reckless driving and lean more toward attempted murder.  That’s wild.  I’d be curious to see the computer data.  How fast he was going, what he was doing with the various controls, etc.