I am sad that Dodge’s lunatic V8s are going away, but I’m happy that they are getting an appropriately bonkers send-off. All hail the V8.

It never stops amazing me how much attention people in the US pay to the UK royal family.

You say that now, but with how big US truck grilles are becoming I expect the Canyonero II to be at least a few stories tall. .

The worst are those killjoys at the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives. They exist to limit our access to the 4 most fun things ever invented.

The Bentley adds that extra touch of class that I’ve been missing from my drug-smuggling crime news.

Opposite world’s Jim Gaffigan

From what I understand the handling is not unlike my 09 Pontiac G8 GT. Yes it’s a slush-box, but a GT in good shape with low miles was HARD to find. I was originally looking for an 09 G8 GXP, but I couldn’t find a suitable one fast enough.

Trapping a shitload of people on a bridge is definitely a good idea! Chris Christie can fill you in on the details.

“Bollocked by bollards” to be a thing? 

I’m not crying, you’re crying

This is my go to gif for cars that have been butchered by a prior owner. Glad to see it applied to this fright pig. 

I think he missed a “1" in the performance numbers. I’m thinking he meant 90hp and 11tq at a screaming 16,000 rpm

I feel like I need a tetanus booster just looking at photos of it.

When the fines are so small that they may amount to less than the company might pay a single full-time employee for one year, they simply are not any kind of deterrent at all.

Rudy Guiliani has entered the chat

The lovely band Cake was thinking about cars like this when they wrote “Stickshifts and Safety Belts.” (I know, I know, they specifically mention a Malibu, but work with me here, people.) This thing would make an awesome around-town cruiser and I really, really want it. But it’s so huge that I don’t know if it would…

Not that I don’t think it is completely CP, but ARE Evoque’s actually all that unreliable? They are basically a Ford Escape in an expensive and seriously ugly designer party dress.

I was pretty sure I knew everything I needed to know before I even began reading Rob’s florid prose. $40k for an extra-hideous, salvage titled version of an already-hideous, pointless, unreliable vehicle?

Easy question.