I really, really, really want it to be a 2nd gen Viper GTS. Sadly, prices keep rising at least as fast as my “ridiculous car purchase” savings. So I’m considering a C6 Z06 as a next-best (slightly less absurd?) option.

When someone says they found an “inconsistency with the math,” what they mean is that they don’t understand the math and invented some BS they think sounds smart.

it will never pop a cap in the ass of value

Hank Arron Foratow

Alcohol removes barriers, so if you get all mysognistic/racist/homophobic while drunk, it’s because you are.

Penalties should also be proportionate to your income. A $50 parking fine isn’t a fine to a rich person, it’s the cost of parking.

I want it, but do not have garage space. And I mostly want it so I can call it my “off-roadster.”

I can’t add anything more to what you have written, except for “umm. . . what?”.

I love that this thing exists. It’s one of those “special” cars that really needs to find a “special” buyer. One who is slightly off-kilter in the head, but also has the disposable income to indulge in low-grade madness like this. Sadly, I only fall into one of those categories, and I won’t tell you which.

The hilarious irony of most BHPH lots is that even if you did actually show up with the cash to buy the car outright, they would still rather try and get you some insane APR loan instead. 

As someone who worked did IT work for a buy here pay here chain in Nashville, I completely agree. It feels like doing legal work for the mafia, or a drug dealer.  I kid you not, 2 weeks after I left I was deposed.

Fun fact. How that style of wheel started.

I guy named after a sweet almond paste suing a company named after an avocado?

Really confused by the rear wheel misalignment in the wheel arch.

Probably not that one.  He had gotten rid of it by 1989.

I was thinking the car from Major League? Willie Mays Hayes?

What’s fascinating is the mileage. This is a 1996 model. Tupac was shot in September of 1996. This thing has 121,043 miles. That means...

I am completely certain that he was inspired by exactly that moment.  

Tommy Chong is your dad?

Back in the 80s, he had a VW Bug with a Rolls Royce-style body kit like this: