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We had a popup camper (it was a Jayco), from probably 1992ish that had this allllll over. Or rather it was probably a knockoff since the original design I think is owned by Solo Cups.

I'm not sure if it was a laminate like Formica or a vinyl applique but I even saw that design on the front of a reception desk once. It was a church and if the paint and flooring hadn't already screamed 90s to me that was a dead giveaway. 

When I was in middle school they painted basically this same design on the walls. It was spectacularly dreadful. 

Show up at Radwood, camp, win.

Hey! This is the (exact) pattern in my boat upholstery. Don’t hate! (It’s awful).

The upholstery patterns are just so very 90s that I can’t vote NP no matter how much the asking might be. Only way it could be worse is if it was that teal/purple swooshy cup pattern. You know the one.

August 22nd in theaters! Ticket is in my hand

It is just a beetle with bodykit. But a weird beetle that was only sold on Tuesdays in Kyrgyzstan which fell on the fifteenth of a month not ending in an r for one year in the early seventies. It had a slightly different wiper light placement, and there was a compass, which always pointed south, mounted on the gear

Not nearly enough gauges. (or ‘gages’ in GM-speak)

At 6'4" my line of sight is ABOVE the windscreen frame on these. I had to wear goggles or sunglasses to keep the wind out of my eyes.

In my head that sounded Scottish. 

Should Batman really be pursuing Mr. Freeze?  I mean, Greenland is thawing.  Let him go nuts!

I want to know what the car in the header image is. It looks like it should be driven by Batman while pursuing Mr. Freeze.

In bracket racing, the main challenge is consistency. They give the slower car a head start, but if you go faster than you said you would, you lose.

They could call it the Model XXX.

It’d have to be a three row SUV with the third row permanently mounted and not foldable, and a trailer out back to haul your groceries, permanently mounted out back with a drawbar and bogies like a rail car, and the trailer doesn’t have a tailgate and is lined in shag carpeting, has two more seats mounted dead center

With each delay, I’m more convinced the truck simply isn’t going to happen.

Does anyone actually think this is anything more than a publicity stunt borne out of Elon’s desire for his own personal Tron-Truck? And now that he's got his prototype, they’re never going to build these, right?

Every time Tesla says “Beta”