“Half a ton of angry pot roast.” -- Tom Lehrer (he was talking about bullfighting, but the point still stands)

Bison are only cute when someone else is taking the close-up photos. In real life, they’re 2000 lbs of ornery horn-beast that respect nothing but blood and strength, and you have much less of both than they do. And they can run much, much faster than you think they could.

In this case, I would assume the accident happened at intersection of Peachtree and Peachtree and it was a hell of a lot easier to move the car than explain which Peachtree and Peachtree intersection they were at.

I believe the early P1 cars have a problematic solenoid in the transmission that may need upgraded, the big 100k scheduled service likely hasn’t been done, and I believe there’s risk of a PCV issue on that engine (although that’s a few years out still at that mileage).

Still better than a Solara.

Every single Coldplay fan died of boredom years ago. This includes Gwyneth Paltrow. Her lifeless husk is animated by the weird bullshit sold on her website. This is very much NOT an endorsement of her products.

The Swedish Sebring is here to start your week. Is it boring? Heck yeah. It’s is really boring? I can’t hear you. Heck yeah. A little louder. (Mild coughing noises, as things don’t seem to be getting any louder.) This is a fun car, huh? Are you feeling the excitement? (More coughing.)

This is such an obvious NP that it makes me wonder what is secretly wrong with it.

Springfield, I’m aware of/ Eats GMC Sierras/ When the algae on the boat ramp starts bloomin’…

Even looking at photos of the thing in the sun gives me a headache. I am an unabashed fan of the Prowler, but I absolutely hate this one. Take the wrap off, put the OG wheels back on and knock $10k off the price and we can talk.

My first reaction of what cars you are supprised haven’t died yet is

I have that CD!

Pescitarians are people who consume Joe Pesci’s music. It’s real, and legally, it’s music.

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Time to put the Captain Pedantic hat on. That interior fabric is herringbone, not houndstooth.

You know what I call “good cops” who protect “bad cops?” Bad cops. Full stop. 

This Z4 is more show than go. Not even a V8. This build is for the prequel - Miffed Max: Weekend Warrior.

With the “market adjustment” we are living through right now, this is probably NP. I don’t know when things will go back to something we can call normal or what prices will settle in at once that happens. But if you’re buying now, this is a fair market price.

Are you kidding? I’m not shelling-out $16,700 for a Renault unless there’s a decal exclaiming “FASHION” on each side. That’s a $4,000 option at-best. You suck, Renault. Do better.