“Rationality be Damned” This is my new motto. Why can’t Dodge just sell the rest of FCA’s vehicles, but only with V8s? Imagine - a Caravan SRT with the 6.4L Hemi, have a Dodge Dakota Hellcat (or something, a mid-size pickup) and other ridiculous, insane, and inefficient vehicles with eight cylinders of American…

Now the Coast Guard, one of the five service branches of the U.S. military...

involves cutting a giant hole in the hull.

I was unaware that I put thousands of Americans out of work because I bought a car that had already been built by two companies that had already merged, but I sure do feel badly about that now.

“Merger of equals”? That’s like naming your kid Adolf. He might be a fine human, but there’s no overcoming history.

Very expensive or very time consuming. A lot of the parts for these cars are fairly cheap, though the stuff that’s unique to the V8 or the SEC or the long wheelbase cars can be hellishly expensive....but I did engine mounts on our W126 560SEL last spring. $15 in parts and 4 hours laying on my back on the concrete with…

Shit this means they have the same fatal flaw the Camry had a few years ago.

I’m pretty sure MacGuyver never killed anyone onscreen, he did cause a lot of explosions, though. I thought about caveating his inclusion in the list.

Anyone catch the sad irony of someone tweeting a picture of PHX from inside, while vilifying everyone in it? Translated: “I wish all of you stayed home so I can feel safe doing the thing I am telling you not to do”...

I saw an ad for something stupid recently that bragged that their product was a “Class 1 Medical Device”, implying that this label meant it was an effective piece of equipment for what they claimed.

No Blues Brothers?

Fr though, I wouldn’t mind seeing a race like that!

No.

Yeah, this is that rare exception to the rule. 

I think “No SEP” applies when referring to someone who has undertaken something totally unreasobable, done it in a way that is totally slipshod, and wants a premium because they “have the project half-way done for you” or have invested absurd amounts of money in parts that don’t belong on the car.

It feels incredibly weird to vote NP on “Somebody Else’s Project...”

“Ah yes, the good old Wake and Bake. Seen it, covered it.”

I want more Jim Anchower. Trying to live life and keep a Festiva running on a budget is pretty Jalop. https://www.theonion.com/for-a-few-months-i-had-it-all-1819584698

“FAR more mature than the last generation, thank Cthulhu.”