The “aspirational” car I hear the most from non-car-people is, confusingly, Jaguar.  There’s some weird disconnect for normal folks where Jaguar vehicles are both highly desirable and unattainable, when in reality, you can lease one for whatever amount you’re willing to pay the dealer.  

Now that you say it out loud, $1000 annually for maintenance on a classic vs a monthly payment and a warranty on something new doesn’t seem like that bad a deal.

Paying “less than original price for used, but also more than new price” just tells me there are some weapons-grade idiots out there, honestly.

I thought *all* Teslas were going to be appreciating assets?

Asking price does not equal selling price. And a $15,000 discount for 50 miles isn't what I'd call "holding value" either.

And when their “engines” escaped?

I mean, technically they took fish from a farm, and they got loose. They got to live out the rest of their fish lives after escaping, rather than becoming food.

Perez will be fine, because F1 hates any kind of change or risk. He’ll drift from back marker team to back marker team for a few more years as those teams invariably decide proven mediocrity is preferable to taking a chance on a potential young star.

Hahaha... Ugh. 

Update, because it’s almost midnight and I’m tired as hell. We can’t board because the traffic is *so bad* that the crew can’t actually get to the airport. In all my days, I don’t think I have experienced something like this. God damn it.

I feel like I am missing some critical reference here...

I mean, yeah. Mandating security and safety measures are great, and one company can’t fix the world’s problems (or indeed any of them). Full agreement with your arguments. Sign me right on up!

Well that’s just science. Over and done.

Hopefully eating all that horse paste comes home to roost.

Objectively correct. But hey, the world will always know this jackoff can’t hold his liquid. Anyone who runs against him should just run that clip as their campaign ad.

God damn it, there’s a nonzero chance you’re right.

¿Porque no los dos?

This is quality journalism. Undeniable facts, and nothing but.

That’s kind of the point. They thefts are so rampant, the police can’t keep up. They have non-Kia-theft stuff going on as well.

I mean, I haven’t held cash in forever. Probably a decade since I had over $100 on me. And when someone gives me some, I’m like, “okay, what am I gonna do with this?”