I didn’t see one at all until pretty late this summer. I suspect it is because I live in a very, very blue area that basically stopped buying Teslas once Elmo took the mask off a few years back.

Sadly, as long as one outlet is willing to run a story before the facts can be sorted out, it will always be a race to get *something* out fast, regardless of veracity...

This is by no means an endorsement of using AIs to write tickets (I find the idea laughable and stupid in 2024) but...

Oh, believe me, I’m working on it. I had been working on it for years before the whole "give it to the kid" thing came up. Though to be fair, my nephew is a *brilliant* kid. Wins chess tournaments against people twice his age, etc. I’m sure he *could* maintain it, but at what cost? 

That... Almost works? It’s certainly the least-hideous Cybertruck I’ve seen to date, which both is and is not saying something.

That would require Guy A to have both have the drugs and bought the car *17 years ago.* 

Oh, no worries! I’d probably feel the same way as well, had I been in that situation.

2 Fast 2 Floor-ius

I’ve always felt the E-type to be a little too long. Still love it, but don’t have it on quite the same pedestal as others.

Apparently only compound curves count?

I mean, I'm trying to play devils advocate and failing. Logic is ironclad.

Bravo!

He should try masturbating *with* them. Probably do a bit of good for our collective gene pool.

No, the dicks in the Republican party did that.

That statistic... Doesn’t do as much to further your point as you might think.

I like the cut of your jib.

Preach. Lambos ain't meant to be subtle.

Hard to feel bad for someone’s toy car that costs more than the houses ordinary folks can’t even afford.

I mean, pokemon go was their *second* game to direct people into strange places and steal their data while doing it.

Lots of people vote against their own self-interest for some reason. I'll never understand it.