Torque figures, tire specs, track surface, and a whole lot more bits of data are needed to properly parse these claims.

HA! Serve ‘em up a taste of their own bullshit medicine.

Didn’t realize we were already using Trump Maps (TM)

Well, his was built in the 1950s so... 

Throw in a manual transmission and I would happily give you my money.

Science can be really amazing and powerful, but it can also be really fun if you let it! (Looking at you, RFK Jr!)

It’ll hurt everyone and everything on earth too. Somehow forgot *that* part of the equation haha!

Right? Everyone on both sides of the equation gets fucked.

You are reading my mind and I kindly request you stop before you get to the gross stuff.

The evidence suggests that we cannot stop. So if we can’t make them stop, we should probably focus on how to make them less shitty.

Master Leigh Iowachewbaccacocca, MD, if you wanna be technical.

The thing that will actually hurt other EV makers more than Tesla would be to scrap the selling of emissions credits. Those are a MUCH smaller part of Tesla’s bottom line than other EV makers.

Wrong. It was Lee Iowachewbaccacocca.

I know I do it from time to time, just to keep people on their toes.

Excellent work. Just... just top notch.

Wait, is there an extra O in Iacocca I didn’t know about? Is it really Ia*O*cocca?!?!

The Dart Lesson: You gotta at least try, like a little bit. Just kinda. Give it half-ass and you’ll be fine. But you gotta give it at least half-ass.

At some point, the conspiracy becomes so vast that literally everyone must eventually end up being a part of it. Everyone’s going around denying they know what they, and ALL their colleagues are working on. They don’t even know their colleagues. Or what they do for work. Or where they work. Or their family. Or anyone.…

Also, the combined metro areas for the big (blue-er) cities of Houston, Austin, San Antonio and Dallas comprise around 20 million of Texas’ 30 million total people.

To be fair, they are the answer to “How do we get where we’re going, but, like, more awesomely”