Motorcycles aren't the answer to "why are we here."

Be real. You were hoping someone would try to correct you on that, yeah?

You watch your mouth!

I’ll say it before and I’ll say it again. If Monaco is un-killable on account of its history, move it to the end of the season and make it a coronation for the champ like the final stage of the Tour de France.

“Many of the owners had their keys, car and wallet stolen because they left all 3 in the car, unlocked.”

New-Tom scares me a little, and I like it.

Ahh, I forgot about that!

Haven’t seen an encyclopedia advertised on TV in forever. User name checks out, I guess!

I’ll be honest, a three-ring meth head circus sounds like something the Uber rich do before hunting them for sport.

Yeah, but that only makes it slightly harder for the ad-bots to chase you down.

If I was gonna brainwash somebody, the first thought I would implant is that 5G doesn’t actually do that.

Yeah, and I noticed the text is backwards, which is just weird.

You should give sex a try and then come back and report your results.

I keep looking at that picture and my brain keeps autocorrecting the hat to be red.  It’s baffling.

It’s weird that people still believe this nonsense. We’re all carrying high-resolution, internet-enabled cameras on our person at all times, including (and especially) on the shitter, we’d have video evidence if it existed to be had. 

Those idiots couldn’t find a fact in an encyclopedia haha

Go!  Be a hero!

Regrettably, justice will probably never be served.

I know, and I just can’t fathom how they concluded the man that has bankrupted basically every business he’s ever tried to run, including casinos, could ever manage to be successful at managing the business of an entire country. Let alone the most complex economy in human history.  Now we get to be his next failed…

I honestly wish someone would have, on national television, pull the combover off. I think it could have done serious damage to his image. And to his horrifying delusion that he is an attractive man.