You make a good point. We need a plan to keep all the Florida Men in Florida before the borders close.

Revisionist history is amazing, right?

I mean, I like where your head is at, good sir!

I don't see how anyone could take my statement as a serious policy position, rather than the joke that *it clearly is.*

Oh, for sure!

These are all the suggestions I was going to make.

Once again, I would like to remind us all about how Singapore gained it’s independence, because it’s wild. After the British gave up their holdings in the region, Singapore became part of Malaysia. But they were so violent and racist that Malaysia was forced to kick Singapore out of the country, making Singapore…

This. The US is the best place in the world to live if you can afford it. It gets markedly shittier the less able to afford it you are, right up to arresting the homeless.

I think we’ve just created an R-rated version of the word “Smurf”

I'll business your business right in the business!

It will never get old.

This. Even if the guy’s self-proclaimed income was actually $40k a month, that’s not even $500k a year. The dude financed a car that’s worth 1.5x his annual income, even if we assume that $40k a month is after taxes. And if I know anything about people who talk about how much they make, they always go with the pre-tax…

It takes a while to figure out what new, innovative mistakes to make next, you know? And those golden parachutes don’t pack themselves.

I’m hopeful (?) that he does have some bizarre and rare set of complexes that allow him to exist so utterly divorced from reality, and that following in his footsteps would actually be difficult for someone else to do effectively.

Reputation?? It's their raison d'etre.

Yeah, but the majority of people who live there... Aren’t.

I mean, I’d take either. One would give more satisfaction, but make the man a martyr. The other would preclude any possibility of him being president again.

He's the sheriff, so he's elected. He can't really be fired, unfortunately.

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Part of me wonders if they’re getting the pricing wrong because they’re getting the manufacturing wrong. Are they just unable to build cars cheaply enough, forcing them into these kind of uninspiring value propositions?