:D

The Chevy Malibu. Look at it.

I laughed!

WHOOSH!

A simple thought experiment is all you need to demonstrate that this nonsense is just nonsense.

I mean, yeah. That should happen.  As a law-abiding cyclist, I fully support this.

Less distracted driving?

“How about we just have everyone never make a mistake ever again?”

I’ve been hit by cars a few times (do not recommend, btw). Every single time, I was in a crosswalk with proper right of way. Every single time, the car was going ~10 mph or less. Every single time it was a CAR, and not a TRUCK, so I was hit in the legs and wasn’t badly hurt. But had I been hit by a modern Canyonero,…

Yeah, that “skip to the front of the line” nonsense needs to stop. Somebody’s gonna make a right turn right into you when the light turns green, buddy.

I wonder what Johnny Cash would have thought...

Right? What possessed someone to think that was a good idea? It looks like a bad Photoshop in real life

Mr. Meatball is apparently refusing to take calls from the White House to coordinate relief/recovery efforts.

I mean, why not use both? Less traffic on the roads, less competition for dwindling fuel supplies, better all around.

I recently discovered that there’s a VinFast “dealer” here in Raleigh. And even more recently, I discovered that my neighbors bought one! I haven’t had a chance to ask them how it is, unfortunately.

I’m pretty sure that’s what they actually looked like, but that GT-R up there is making me wonder if there’s some weird photoshop shenanigans going on haha

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

You can tell he mashed the gas with the way the camera pitches back as they pass the white truck. You can practically feel the real wheels give up their grip from your own office chair. You don’t even need the sound on to know what happened.

I’ve been thinking of trading in my MG. I’ll need a short skirt and a long jacket, but I think I’m in.

That was the point at which Jon Voight really went mask-off.