They’re going to come in here, they’re gonna take our jobs, they’re gonna be on welfare, they’re gonna eat our pets, they’re gonna destroy our country.

Were I the type of person to try and restore an un-seaworthy craft, I do not think my first priority would be restoring the upholstery. Rather, I might focus on making sure my project doesn’t literally end up underwater.

It’s right next to the Highway Bypass plans. You can't miss it!

I *think* the Space Whiskey only did a year out of its total aging time. Kind of like a study abroad in college. It’s doing a semester in orbit.

It’s not always easy to find a new job when you’re an established specialist in a given field. Or when you’re just starting out and don’t have much experience to learn on, for that matter.

I guess I just don't run a brutal-enough dictatorship to escape consequences...

I mean, they would be aliens at that point. And there’s no one on Mars to give them a visa to come back to earth. No self respecting red-hat would allow them back into the country. They’d be literal illegal aliens.

Excellent! I was hoping someone would take the alley-oop dunk!

Holy shit that’s bonkers. How does someone unintentionally stab someone? Why was a stabbing implement being brandished?!

These electric door releases need a redesign. There should be one handle per door. Half a pull - electric release, full / hard pull - mechanical.

Gotta pay the bills somehow; I don’t think the engineers aren’t doing the best they can. Sometimes the brass just decides to keep the ceiling low for no good reason. As someone who at one point considered taking a job at Theranos when I was finishing grad school (in 2014, right before it all fell apart), you never…

Is it ethical to have the team from Faenza, Italy acting in a manner beholden to the team from Milton Keynes?

Unoriginal answer: Barf. But that smell is hard to get out.

If there’s one thing everyday Americans are most concerned about, it’s definitely Elon Musk sending people to Mars next year.

Dear Leader might not know he’s doing it per se, not like literally know. But deep in his heart of hearts, Dear Leader knows his minions love him unconditionally.

They only survive due to intensive conservation efforts. They're in the endangered list for a reason.

Oh, it only will be (was?) in space for a year.

Some idiots are aging whiskey in space, too. Still cheaper than certain Macallan offerings haha

With great trepidation, I find myself wondering what OTHER things I’ve never heard of that are only available to the mega-rich.